Bill O'Reilly has been slapped with a sexual assault suit, which is available at thesmokinggun.com. I've been party to some fucked up phone conversations and did not hang up because I wanted to know how far would go. It is pretty obvious O'Reilly's calls were taped and, perversely, the world now knows how utterly lame his fantasies are. I would ( Read more... )

So much for peace and quiet in Mamaroneck:
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/20/nyregion/20missing.html

I want nice little icons too! :P

Thank you Zagat's for publishing the unpublishable on your web site.

Precious humour, worth checking it out: http://www.zagat.com/features/outtakes.asp?VID=1&PID=1&LID=14

I have failed in trying not to laugh aloud in my cube.

...on I-94, Kennedy Expressway: "Excessive engine braking sounds are prohibited"

Sure, fine...no braking....Is this a no-fault state?

I want this bumper sticker"

"I'm exausted and I hate my e-mail"

I had not seen the batch of pictures.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A5623-2004May5.html has an article plus a side bar linking to the pictures.

Gah.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

And it is....

"They graze the back of his knees as they bank around his husky columnar body"
--Cryptonomicon

I thin kI finally lost the battle against my mom's cold :P

I had 5 eggs and decided to make some meringue. How hard could it be? Well...it is hard if you do not add cornstarch, beat it by hand and happen to be fooled by its brown colour :P

I ended up with a sore arm and browned goo which went straight to the garbage can. Now, what to do with 5 egg yolks?

Overcast sunday extending to the kitchen!