List 5 WEIRD, SPOOKY, ZANY HABITS that you have, then tag 5 friends to do the same, in order to perpetuate the cycle of hate!Tagged by: Tom Brown (sister_ray ( Read more... )

The Sun told me today that Stalin was trying to breed an army of "invinvible ape-men". Very scientific experiments were done, such as inseminating a woman with ape sperm and inseminating a femal ape with boy sperm. No pregnancies occurred.

If it weren't for The Sun, the concept of "fact" would not exist, I am sure of it.

( I challenge you to read all of this )

( Dear Santa / Dear Cthulhu )

Martyn's Top Three People Who Are Useless At Picking Up Their Phone
Correct as of 21:28, 06/12/05

1. Alex Broad
2. Clare Beesley
3. Tom Brown

Tom gets brownie points for trying to call me last night when my phone was on silent. He's still in around the nintieth percentile though, I'd say.

Martyn's Top Three People Who Are Surprisingly Good At ( Read more... )

( Unterland, Uberland, Gewobelen frei! )

( I'm '200% mathematical'. It's almost as though this quiz wasn't made by a complete moron. Almost. )

FAO: Richard, Kat (Bax) etc

I was looking at something for my friend's band and I noticed this webziney type thing put Return of the Furies in their top ten of the month type shenanigans.

Look!

So yeah, I'm sure the people who'd care already know about this and stuff but hurrah to those involved, well done, so on and so forth =)

Martyn's Top Five Songs Whose Title Includes The Word "Boom"

1. Boom Shake The Room - Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
2. Boom Boom Boom Boom - Vengaboys
3. Boom Boom Boom (Let Me Hear You Say Way-oh) - Outhere Brothers
4. Boomshackalak - Apache Indian
5. (I Got That) Boom Boom - Britney Spears

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