Comments | michael_tucker: advice because you people need it

michael_tucker

advice because you people need it

Aug 14, 2005 19:11

Welcome to the inaugural edition of Michael Tucker's Advice Column! Some of these letters seem to have come from my teammates but of course I can't reveal exactly WHO they are. In any case, I will give them the advice they need because I am a caring and giving person like that.

( On with the advice! )

Comments 25

todd_linden August 15 2005, 04:02:18 UTC

wtf dude i don't remember writing that letter

latroy_hawkins August 15 2005, 05:08:24 UTC

It's ok todd, we all know about your secret relationship. Seriously.

todd_linden August 15 2005, 05:13:15 UTC

goddam i hate you hawkins

marquis_grissom August 15 2005, 06:35:41 UTC

Heh. Heh. Heh. I want an advice column. I'd be so much meaner, but I want one just the same. I WANT! I WANT!

Oh and dude, Tomko In the Closet, seriously, the hotel room walls are incredibly thin, and I nearly shot myself listening to that bullshit. I mean, I would have had it been on my team. Right.

latroy_hawkins August 15 2005, 20:24:15 UTC

Yeah. Tomko's totally openly in the closet. Which is much worse than using homo-erotic metaphors like the "tripod" offense. Man that's disgusting.

brett_tomko August 15 2005, 20:45:56 UTC

It's about time someone pointed that out. The tripod thing.

omar_vizquel August 16 2005, 06:13:26 UTC

I'm in the tripod!

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anonymous August 15 2005, 22:20:26 UTC

Its ok Linden we know you and Munter are lovers dont try to hide it

todd_linden August 16 2005, 02:46:43 UTC

die niekro!

marquis_grissom August 16 2005, 08:57:39 UTC

Heh.

not_brandon August 16 2005, 04:14:56 UTC

Looks like I have my new favorite advice columnist!

michael_tucker August 17 2005, 07:27:51 UTC

Great! If you need any advice be sure to ask ME and not marquis_grissom.

marquis_grissom August 20 2005, 07:24:41 UTC

ASK ME! I'M BETTER!

anonymous August 17 2005, 01:48:35 UTC

Dear Michael Tucker,

I'm in baseball on an AL East team. My wife and I are having problems. She left me and took the kids down to her parents house for two weeks. I talked to her last night and its cool I hope but she wants to stay down there. I dont know what to do and Im too scared to ask. I love my wife shes a BITCH and my kids. Please help me!

- Poor Husband on AL East Team

michael_tucker August 17 2005, 07:27:08 UTC

Dear Poor Husband,

Let her stay there until she misses you. I have learned in the course of my successful marriage that time apart is necessary for a relationship to succeed. However, when she comes back you might want to not spend all of your time at parties with your teammates. Maybe she is angry about that and that is why she left.

Also, maybe if you would buy your wife some jewelry or designer clothes, she would be less of a bitch. It's worth a shot. Good luck.

Love,

Tuck