Random LJ surfing and found this from someone called blaquerose, it made me laugh. Don't click on it unless you can understand Filo. ( You are the... )

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...when you try to be modest but dress otherwise

Today I saw:

* a teenage girl wearing an ultra-super-micro mini skirt and kept pulling it down

* a 20-something woman with her breasts practically popping out and walks around attempting to cover her cleavage with her right hand

Cover up Ladies. Stop showing your goodies for free.

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Sydney is a hole on Sunday nights. It’s as if everyone agreed no one should be late for work the next day. Clubs are closed, pubs are only open till midnight and there’s usually something good on TV.

So what did I get up to?

Checked out Ruby Rabbit, a new club in Oxford Street where Urban Hits Magazine was celebrating its birthday bash ( Read more... )

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Sarcasmo, meet Miss Defensive. Dee meet Mo'.

Sarcasmo: Ho.
Dee: Cow dung.
Sarcasmo: Yeah? well you're the wet spot under the cow dung.
Dee: Oh yeah? well, you're the dried, crusty cow dung under the wet spot under the cow dung.

And that's how the game began.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sydney suburbia. I caught up with my mom tonight and had dinner at Lidcombe's Catholic Workers' Club (not very upmarket :P). Not sure why it's called catholic but don't think the church would be glad about the number of poker machines in this place.


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( the one about the frog )

Pancakes are meant to be round, of a certain thickness and stacked on top of each other. With a little bar of butter slowly melting on top and maple syrup dripping evenly on all sides. Well that's what they look like in pictures ( Read more... )

We spotted the dim glow of the kerosene lamp from afar. It has to be the fishing port. I held my breath and prayed that we weren't being fooled. I have heard stories about 'diri sugad ha atun', which translates to 'not like us' in my native tongue Bisaya. They are enchanted beings who could conjure imaginary fishing ports to lure fishermen and ( Read more... )