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100 Super Junior Fics Challenge.
001. Freefall, Eeteuk/Kangin
A soft splash hit the floor as the silence of the room was broken by erratic sobbing. A hiccup and a gulp joined in on the silent noise as moist eyes watched from a curled up corner. Those eyes fell upon a bulky man, wearing loose jeans and a hooded top with no sleeves. His hood was up over his newly shaved head, obscuring vision from his face. Shadows engulfed his face. Through the darkness, bright yellow eyes peered out, jeering, beckoning for a challenge. No one would dare accept the challenge… except for the one now crying in the corner of room, bound to the other by a foolish love that was never meant to be.
“Leeteuk,” he crooned at the man on the floor. “Let’s get you off the floor.” He extended a hand which looked as though it could crush without effort. An arm was roughly grabbed, squeezing as he pulled the smaller of the two effortlessly off the floor and held him there.
Eyes ran up and down a fragile thin body and noticed how loosely clothes clung to it. He noticed the semi-long hair hanging limply and it reminded him of holding a rag doll. “Would you still love me if I crushed you with my bare hands?” Malice filled his voice as his grip tightened. Whimpers were heard as the bulky man crushed each bone in the smaller ones arm.
A soft thud could be heard as a body fell to the floor. Bleary eyes watched the footsteps of his abusive lover get softer and softer, promising to return the next night.
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A/N: This is a bit abstract but I think it still fits in with the theme… I hope? -hides from all the Kangteuk fans-
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Title: So Cracky That It’s Just… Omg. (_ _”) - Part Four
Author: sunflower_petal
Featuring: Lee Sungmin, Kim Heechul, Kim Jongwoon (Yesung), Park Jungsu (Leeteuk), Kim Ryeowook, and special guest Cho Kyuhyun
Fandom: Super Junior!
Length: 4/?
Parts: 1 2 3
Rating/Warning: Uhh… I recommend that this PG (?). It’s kind of weird. And it’s AU. Sort of.
A/N: A pretty short chapter… basically it’s just Heechul trying to justify his actions and also a special twist. :)
Previously on “So Cracky That It’s Just… Omg. (_ _”)”…
“I’m sorry, Kyu…” I grabbed both of his hands. “I made this transformation for Heechul, not for you…”
I have to face my fears eventually! Let’s go find that brat Sungmin. He better not suffocate me with hugs and kisses. He will get pushed to the ground! D8<<<
“YAH! Just because you’re a girl doesn’t mean I’ll automatically like you!”
“But… I’m pregnant… with your child. -sniffle-”
:: Heechul’s train of thought ::
Really, the nerve of that fluffball… pregnant? With MY child? Don’t make me laugh. No really, don’t, or I’ll smash your face in. -smile sweetly-
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Ah, Heebummie, my wise cat, tell me what I should do! …What’s that? Just fall in love with the sweet thing already? She’s the best I’ll get!? YAH! HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY INSANE? No matter how Sungmin looks like, he’ll always be a guy to me. Aish. I don’t like guys. Not even ones with a hot body like Sungmin. Just no. SERIOUSLY. I have to think of my image. (_ _”)
Today would have been such a perfect day… but that brat Sungmin had to ruin it. -looks up at Kyu flying overhead- See, even /Kyuhyun/ who loves Sungmin (and had a MUCH better chance with him than Ryeowookie did, no offence to our eternal magnae) is flying away to his doom. Our beautiful family is falling apart…
STOP IT HANJAEHEEBUM. STOP TRYING TO TRIP ME OVER! AND I WILL NOT, I REPEAT, NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH SUNGMIN ALREADY. But I can’t believe the fairy thought he’d make a better girl than I would. I’M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD. T______T
-magical fairy appears in front of Heechul-
“You really want to be a woman that badly… ABRACADABRA! KIM HEECHUL THE MAN IS NOW TRANSFORMED INTO KIM HEECHUL THE WOMAN!” -steps back to admire her work- “Ahhh… I see no change. How disappointing…”
-magical fairy exits/flies away-
YAH!!! I never said I wanted to be a girl!!! “MAGICAL FAIRY!!! COME BACK!!!”
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No response.
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AH!! -lightbulb!- She’s probably just out of range! Duh…
So now I’M a girl too? What is this!? I don’t feel any different… and I certainly don’t look any different… except for these two strange lumps on my chests. They’re what, Heebummah? BOOBS!? O____O Aishaishaish!!! WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM!?
-sudden random voice-
“Hello Heechul.”
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“Who are you?”
Aish, my voice didn’t even change. Was this fairy trying to imply something about me!?
“I am Heebum and you are my human.”
“But… you’re not a cat.”
-smack over the head-
“The fairy turned me into a human to make things more dramatic. Now apparently I’m meant to fight Sungmin for your love, but to be perfectly honest, I’d choose Sungmin over you any day!”
“YAH! You want me to kill you? … why are we using words anyway? We’re psychic! We can read each others minds you idiot! What wasted effort!”
“I wanted to test out my voice…”
-Leeteuk stumbles across the two of them-
“Hey Heechulah and… -eyes nearly pop out of his head- …a handsome stranger… -hearts flying everywhere-”
“Yah, save your gayness for Kangin. This is Heebum. My cat. Or human. Aish, I don’t even know.”
“Ahh! Cute little Heebummah? Awww!!” -tickles Heebummie under chin-
. . .
-bats Leeteuks hand away-
“You’re not crying any more~”
“Oh, that’s because I’ve decided that this is all a dream! So I can do whatever I want with no consequences!!!”
-skips away singing at the top of his lungs-
O_____O The world has officially gone crazy. Two girls in Super Junior. A delusional leader. Two people still crying and one flying away to who knows where. My world has started to fall apart. T___T
Who will win Heechul’s heart? Will Leeteuk ‘wake up’ and realise that it’s not just a dream? Will Heechul lose his boobs and become a man again? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT INSTALMENT OF “So Cracky That It’s Just… Omg. (_ _”)”!
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A/N: Wow, it’s getting worse. T___T Wanna give me suggestions? 8D?