Mallory's Pop Culture Roundup

[missbingley]

Mallory's Pop Culture Roundup is a new feature that I'm bringing to you kind people, where I read magazines and watch TV for you so that you won't have to. You can thank me later.

Allure

Cover Model: Jessica Simpson.
Initial Thoughts: "Ew, why does Heidi Klum look so ugly? Oh, ew. Ew. Jessica Simpson on the cover of my magazine. Ew."

Comments

[alicetiara]

Hiya.

I'm adding you after seeing you namedropped on my friends list every day, and finally getting around to reading your awesome entries. (BTW, I read Cosmo every month, because I am a sucker, and I am in 100% agreement with your 1979 theory. Oh, and did you know men like blow jobs? And sex. Because they do. According to Cosmo.)

[missbingley]

Oh, excellent! You're added back:)

Wait, guys like blow jobs? AND sex? Wow. Thanks Cosmo, I never would have known!