be candid if you are able.

I'm logged onto here on my break and the firewall kept me from reading some of your posts because it "exceeded the allowed number of questionable words... you guys must be pretty foul-mouthed.

Woo-oh… It’s been awhile. I’m shocked this damn thing is still up, and have I been busy, so please…

It’s been a long damn time since I updated, so I’ll try to keep this brief, but I will probably fail. Unfortunately, since my computer is extremely lousy (I’m on my family’s computer… not mine, mine’s pretty good) I can’t put up any pictures even ( Read more... )

Yeah, it’s been a while since I’ve updated and I haven’t been doing it as much as I would have liked... but hey, what can you do. At this point, I’m not doing this for anyone’s benefit other than my own ( Read more... )

Update time! Gather the children! Wrangle your folks and drag them to the telly because it's a rootin tootin update time! YEEEEEE-HAW!! So grab your hats and kick the horse and scuttle the crows nest! Hoist the main jib and go to the poop deck!... okay I mixing eras here, whatever.

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The fraternity I’m pledging is putting on this formal event and you are obligated to ask someone to go with you... unfortunately, most of the girls down here are completely fucking insane (and I could go into greater detail, but I won’t... at least not here). I finally found someone who I would like to go with: one of my pledge bro’s neighbors who ( Read more... )

It’s been a while since my last update, so this might get long ( Read more... )

There has been yet another sighting of the Giant Pink Origami Mantis... This amateur photographer caught the mantis watching television in his apartment... the photographer was summarily attacked and eaten by the mantis and crime scene investigators developed the film left in his camera that USED to be around his neck, but the GPOM bit his head off ( Read more... )

I watched the anime Samurai X earlier and that’s probably why. That movie is INTENSELY violent at points (putting a new “twist” on good old fashioned stabs through the neck) and incredibly domestic at other points. I don’t know why, but watching the domestic stuff relaxes me like nothing else (another one that does this is the second Tenchi movie ( Read more... )

Rising from the depths of the Pacific Ocean or something like that, a terror unlike the world has ever seen has descended upon Orange California... the horrifying... the terrible...
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Yesterday was probably the most humbling and humiliating day I've had within recollection ( Read more... )