So things still seem to be at a standstill since the whole shift in ownership here, so I've set myself back as owner of the community. I've added both alicephilippa and boyzici as maintainers/moderators of the community ( Read more... )

I'm declaring the poll to be over and alicephilippa to be the winner! I've re-opened membership to the community (moderated, as it was before), and have set alicephilippa as the owner.

You may now resume your regularly scheduled mockery of the intellectually challenged.

I went to the pet store with an anonymous friend yesterday.

Anonymous friend: "Check it out. They sell vibrators for cats."
Me: "That's a flashlight."
Anonymous friend: "What? A flashlight for a cat?"
Me: "Um... the cat chases the light."

So, the boyfriend and I were doing some holiday baking tonight (December 23rd... okay, now it's the 24th, at the time of this writing). Among the things we're baking to give as gifts are peppermint meringue kisses, dyed with red-and-white stripes ( Read more... )

Earlier this year we had the guy who stole gas from a cop car and bragged about it on Facebook. Apparently this young & dumb blonde felt like one-upping that act and has ended up all over the news ( Read more... )

Meet Claire Khaw, formerly the BNP's candidate for the position of London's Mayor, she was kicked out of one of the most bigoted of the UK parties after she said some things even they couldn't stomach ( Read more... )

my hubby saw this on Gawker and I just had to share:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8&feature=share

The worst part is the radio host tried to tell her about the real purpose of the signs at least twice.

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2012/09/elderly-woman-who-botched-spain-fresco-restoration-wants-cut-profits

Picture reference:

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If you live a double-life of sending criminals to jail while regularly doing something criminal yourself, make sure you don't take any indication of your other life with you to your day job: :P ( Read more... )

Person on Google+, bemoaning the increase in gay/lesbian characters in the media: Don't you see it? They are broadcasting it because of ratings and money, they don't care about their audience.

Um... wouldn't not caring about their audience be rather counterproductive to getting ratings and money?