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They Eat Their Own
What would Koizumi say! Is he grumpy because I can't seem to get past the third chapter of Fool on the Hill? Because my car is visible on the Google Map pictures of my apartment building? Because I cannot find a picture of the lead singer of They Eat Their Own, not anywhere, while their finest song is being falsely attributed to Fiona Apple all ( Read more... ) -
The New Adventures of Sans Pants
This morning, I had already been on the T for two stops when I looked down and observed that I was wearing no pants whatsoever ( Read more... ) -
She Is Nought But a Maneater, She Maketh Ye Wyrke Harde (She Maketh Ye Spend Harde)
Last night I had a sex dream about Nelly Furtado. In our post-coital conversation, Nelly at some point started adding extraneous syllables to the end of her words and talking about treachery, and I leapt out of bed and exclaimed, "Nelly, fuck, that sounds like straight-up Chaucer."
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"I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything." - John Steinbeck
Today's Important Question: What's going on with my former self?Am I the only person in this godforsaken world who is great with names, but terrible with faces? It is quite common for me to go a week without seeing one of my closest friends and to grow completely disoriented when I see them again, realizing that their face looks completely ( Read more... ) -
Don't Go Disrespecting My Momma
Whatever, Zidane is hardcore.
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Brokeback Burritos
I seem to be having some trouble with language. I simply do not know why, or how, I say the things I say. Maybe it's because of tuberculosis. My doctor appears to be under the impression that I have tuberculosis ( Read more... ) -
The Landmark
A few weeks ago, I had the rather curious experience of attending "friends and family night" at The Landmark Forum. For those of you who, like me, were not aware that this program existed, Landmark offers pricey courses in "self-development." For those who are aware of this program, please tell me your own experiences now. In any event, I hope ( Read more... ) -
Toddling Away, As All Aver
As you all know, Daniel and I are pretty weird in our own rights, and have a tendency to demonstrate this through song. The stressful process of moving this week only amplified that particularly eccentricity, and at some point on our sixth trip down Memorial Drive in a car full of boxes, we somehow got on a horrid Dexy's Midnight Runners loop and ( Read more... )
