Working three hours a day is going pretty well. I might be bumping it up to 6 hours a day next week, if I start working in as an assistant summer school teacher for autistic kid(s). (There may only be one kid in the class, plus a real teacher, plus me. It's just that in order to do that I have to turn in all this paperwork by tomorrow, so that will ( Read more... )

So, we, the viewers are supposed to vote on who should get his/her own show, but frankly, I don't think the American Idol format applies as well to the food network. The poor dears look so nervous as they are presenting. And what if you just don't like the food they're cooking today, but you'll like tomorrow's better? Just stick to doing your own ( Read more... )

I had zomething else to tell you but i gofroget !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shit! oh gad damn, i remmbere! SO TODAY I WAS WATCHING THE ACTORZ STUDIO ON BRAVO (WHICH IWATCH EVERY DAY + THE HOTTEST WAS THE 1 W/ANGELINA AND SHE COULD MAKE ME JOIN EVERY CULT, I REALIZED, BECUZ SHE IZ THE PERFECT COMBO OF A LITTLE SKETCHY + HAY HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!) ANWYAY ( Read more... )

I haven't made a drunk post in so long!!!!!!! But now is the time!!!! Susan and I were just talking about all the, um, politicy or whatever that hot word that Rachel Maddow uses all the time is!!!! And basically, I forget what our conclusions were, but they were preetty sound. Except for dangersouly relativistic!!!!! The thing is, when you think it ( Read more... )

Today is a glorious day for the family. Some of you may know that my brother was chosen as a finalist in a nationwide search for the Laziest Person in America hosted by Jimmy Kimmel Live. Well, tonight, he was crowned. They're giving him a job and he's moving to LA. When they introduced him along with the other three finalists, I knew right away ( Read more... )

Ok, I think I am hopefully back into the capitalist swing of things thanks to a prolonged trip to Target today. I'm now ready to re-enter the workforce after actively coveting a pink polka-dot camisole and matching hotpants. I will work for a polka-dot camisole and matching hotpants. I will call those temp agencies instead of just emailing, and ( Read more... )

Oh goodness gracious. I should never try to go to a bar by myself again. I went to "Club Chaos" tonight because it was supposed to be ladies night, but I ended up just standing with a bunch of menz at the bar, downing a mojito in record time, peeing and leaving. There was just such a small dance floor and so many people on it! I kept bumping into ( Read more... )

I am in a big, quiet house where I have access to an unimaginable quantity and range of food, a queen size bed with a very nice mattress, hundreds of books, and two computers with wireless access. I have over $200 in my bank account and a six-month old car. I look at my face in the mirror and it looks so calm. I look at my limbs and they are so ( Read more... )

Once I was in Prague, and it was possibly the most beautiful city. (Though I hear Brno is better.) I don't speak Czech, but I sure do eat goulash and drink Pilsner. I'm not sure how to spell goulash though. I think they spell it gulazc or some shit, but it's not quite like that either. They also call their own city Praha. Which brings me to my next ( Read more... )

Sometimes I realize that I have contrived to put myself in such a time-pressured situation that to produce any near-adequete paper at all seems to be a miracle. Any time that I finish papers early, I feel vaguely disappointed. (Ok, maybe that only happened like once or twice.) I wonder whether this is because I am trying to trick myself out of some ( Read more... )