If there's one thing in this wacky, mixed-up world that I can always count on, it's that Fundies Say The Darndest Things! will bring the crazy. And bring it hard.

Take for instance the following proclaimation from a young bloke whom I lovingly refer to as Mr. Crazy Ass Motherfucker:

"ONE OF MY FIANCE'S EX'S (HE IS VERY FAMOUS AND DEFINITELY A ( Read more... )

Sometimes, such as now, I really wish that I was a lesbian. The only thing stopping me is the unfortunate intensity with which I love and lust for the less fair sex. Damn heterosexuality ruins everything.

I wish GLAAD would establish some sort of heterosexual rehabilitation center, where one can go to cleanse oneself of their ill-advised ( Read more... )

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Today is my birthday. Today I am the ripe old age of 22. Twenty-two. That's some nice aliteration there. Which is probably the only redeming quality of a 22nd birthday. Otherwise, the anniversary is of little significance ( Read more... )

This is from a movie I watched today called "Happy Endings." The movie was eh, but the soundtrack is really good, and I love Maggie's cover of Billy Joel's "Just the way you are."

Is it weird that I have a crush on her even though we kind of look alike?

Yesterday I went bike riding along a trail that loops about the dried out canyon and boarders the Sante Fe Dam. I was happily riding along, minding my own business, when from out of nowhere a doe-eyed kangaroo rat darts across my path. Partially distracted by the little beast's cuteness, partially startled by the sudden movement, I swirved, lost ( Read more... )

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Somehow, and I'm really not sure how, but somehow I managed to get through this semester in (mostly) one piece. This whole semester has been so absurdly horrible, that I have  been literally laughing and crying all week in reflection. It was just so bad, and holy hell did it end in quite the queasy bang. Touche, cruel fate, you sleazy bitch, touche ( Read more... )