In as little as 25 days, the exalted leader Edwinbashi of the DRF will face a crisis. The entire property of the small nation will be stranded many miles from shelter, without recourse to transportation, and with few allies in the area to protect it from bears ( Read more... )

Questions! To the Secretary Of State For Housing. Questions to be asked in an against/for pattern.

( Q. 1 (con): Is it true that the fleapit in East Finchley has now got holes in all the windows, and dreadful commuting links? )

Did anyone see this news story recently? Was on Lj less when it happened, so maybe everyone's gone over it already. Anyway, it illustrates exactly what pisses me off about people who just HAVE to get their jollies in public. It's not enough for these two berks to fool around with a dog collar (with which I have no problems) - they've just GOT to do ( Read more... )

( My fellow Flaylings. As we are one month into the new year, it is time for I, Edwinbashi, to make an address on the state of the Democratic Republic of Flay. )

A few reviews and a request ( Read more... )

Not really relevant to anything, I suppose, but I've thought this for years and have only just bothered to put the photographic evidence together. Separated at birth?

Richard Branson

Stripe from Gremlins

*points*

I shouldn't be sat at work. I should be out committing a daring bank robbery. After all, all the coppers are on strike.

*points* Character has no name as such. Also not certain if the wording is exactly right, but you get the picture.

Dudgeon: the room in a fetish club in which one is trapped by someone who talks ad nauseam about their sexual proclivities, and from whom you cannot escape.

Happy new year, one and all ( Read more... )

Random things bouncing around my headmeats. Strangely, the second reading of the Planning Bill in the Commons is not holding my interest completely ( Read more... )