I feel it is very important to mention, for the sake of the City's children;

FATHER CHRISTMAS IS MOST ASSUREDLY REAL NO MATTER WHAT CERTAIN PEOPLE TRY TO TELL YOU.

[ooc: pesky wiles must be thwarted after all. >_>; s-sorry for the giant.]

It should go without saying-- but, er, I'm saying it anyway-- that everything I said the other day was utter nonsense. I'm not evil incarnate though I could tell you a not-so-funny story about someone who is, I don't eat babies, I've never spray-painted anything lime green-- nor any other color! and really I don't even like Gabriel and certainly ( Read more... )

I am evil incarnate. I eat babies for breakfast. I like video games. Gabriel and I once snuck out to spraypaint some of the cherubim's wings lime green, for a lark. The Sound of Music is my favourite film, followed closely by The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I can't stand books, but if I'm forced to read them I purchase the cheapest paperback ( Read more... )

WHERE. ARE. MY. BOOKS?!

[ooc: tags will be slow 'til Livejournal stops SUCKING! xD]

Anyone who comes to our door will be treated and not tricked. I am ADAMANT about this, Crowley. I do so love the holidays, even if this one is, ah, rather unusual. All Hallow's Eve seems to have utterly eclipsed All Saints' Day; I suppose it would have been advantageous to put the candy-eating and costumes and parades on the day commemorating ( Read more... )

I suppose it's advisable to leave the rest of those in the freezer, just in case... although I hope they won't be needed any time soon. Possibly they won't keep...
Given the curses, I imagine one would collect all manner of peculiar things just in case of emergency. Like the tartan skirts.Actually that's a curious thought; what's the oddest ( Read more... )

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It looks like the City's being a bit unfair, following up that awful mess the other day with a curse where you can't keep your own business to yourselves. So that, as soon as all these past deeds are on your mind, you find yourself going on about them in public ( Read more... )

Oh, thank Heaven; I'm back to normal. What a relief.

Miss-- Mister? Belial Hatter, I think the performance went well, all things considered, don't you? Although I shall need to have words with that rabbit, and possibly purchase a new hat. And remember to pull coins of the proper currency out of people's ears. And that poor, poor dove...Oh ( Read more... )

Still female and still displeased by the fact. I mean, not that I have anything against ladies, it's just not really for me.

Abby, thank you for taking me shopping with you and your friends; I had a lovely time. Although I hope these purchases don't see much more use.

Crowley, stop taking photographs. I mean it. Stop asking people you ( Read more... )