Alright so I mentioned that I've begun learning Guitar, right.  Well let me preface this by saying I suck.  Like, I completely suck.  I suck the most.  Listening to my guitar playing is the audible equivalent of being forced to endure the death throes of a dying fawn ( Read more... )

So I did some poem-in' recently.

I want some response on it, but I completely refuse to post poem on livejournal;  I'd feel cheap and retarded or whatever else describes most livejournal hacks.

If anyone has the time to edit some poem for me, let me know via tacticalnonsense@yahoo.com and I'll shoot some poem your way.

Oh hey also, my dad bought a ( Read more... )

Matt attempts to clip his fingernails ( Read more... )

Somehow at lunch today, my friend Steve, his fiance' and I got into a discussion about video game systems and the quirks to get them working.  With the PS2 and PS1 for example, you'd have to turn them upside down so that the disc reads.  I brought up the regular Nintendo and how when it wouldn't work you'd have to blow in the cartridges and the ( Read more... )

Opinions vary, obviously.  One person on the street will rarely think the exact same thing as another, and very often the opinion of person A will be so drastically different from person B that person A would consider person B's standpoint the unfortunate result of a claw-hammer to the temple.  Will person A stand on a soap-box and launch into a ( Read more... )

Alright.  Get a load of this:

I have become a focal point of conversation at parties amongst people I don't know, over issues I could care less about.  Also people that hate me ad nauseam have begun reading my journal/myspace blog and making it a topic of discussion at their socials.

How did I pull this off?  My last entry.  I don't want to explain ( Read more... )

I don't write about my life much. I also don't write much of anything. Partially because my life is a lot less exciting since I gave up partying, but also, I haven't had any time due to schoolwork; this last semester in particular swamped me with the most work I've ever had. I feel a sense of pride having finished this semester without having to ( Read more... )

My friend
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R.I.P Steve Irwin 9/4/06
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Alright, so I'm not a very important person.  I've made my peace with never getting legal threats by idiots that I can post online in a vain attempt to be more like somethingawful.com. I even threw away my big book of legal slang that I was hoping to put to use after I make fun of some video game on livejournal and anger a 13 year old!  Yes, in my ( Read more... )