I'm pretty sure that this is my theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw&feature=related

...you've been out of shampoo for like a week because you're too lazy to buy more, so you wash your hair with Irish Spring. 

Well, I'm fantastically late on my new years post. I really did intend to post something the other night, but the combination of pain and painkillers just kind of put me out of it.

With everyone posting new years resolutions, I feel compelled to hop on the bandwagon. However, the usual system of "resolving" isn't sitting well with me this year. A ( Read more... )

I was going to post today. I really was. It had writing and everything. Punctuation, proper grammer, some humor; you name it. It was gonna be fucking amazing ( Read more... )

First things first:

( My baby arrived today. She's 10 lbs., brown, and beautiful. )

What happened to this holiday?

Seriously, when I was in middle school and high school, kids seemed to have a lot more fun with Halloween.  Conversely, when I looked around the school today, there was nary a decoration or costume to be found.  Even stranger, I heard several teachers talking about parties tonigt, specifically how much they were going ( Read more... )

Based on my own personal observations in Virginia, playground of the Confederacy, I've come up with a theory.

If one is an attractive, educated female living below the Mason-Dixon line, one has two choices when entering a relationship with a male of similar, Southerly persuasion.  The female in question can enter a typical arrangement with said ( Read more... )

Ok, my picture project is still on hold because I don't have internet access. Well, my computer doesn't; Reece's signal-jacking setup is just better than mine. So you'll just have to settle for:

THE JUNE 2nd 2007 REECE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY RECAP!

1. 20 people showed.

2. 1 random person showed; Kim the Crazy Horny Woman

3. Since we weren't hip on drugs ( Read more... )

First order of (late) business: The VNV Nation/And One show. This was my third time seeing VNV live, and it was easily the best yet. Much of the credit for this belongs to And One. A headlining EBM band in their own right, they cheerfully fell into their roll as opener, and put on a phenomenal set. Their lead singer (imagine if Robert Palmer ( Read more... )

So.  Reece and I signed a lease on a new apartment today.  I'm progressing through the same stages of residence change that I always experience:

1)  Elation.  I have a new place!
2)  Fear.  How the fuck am I going to pay for all of this?
3)  Slight frustration.  I have to pack.
4)  Slightly more frustration.  I have to move.
5)  Gettin' twitchy.  ( Read more... )