Saturday…

The lower half of his body is just a bulk beneath my sheets, and a few moles on his back disrupt the smooth whiteness of his naked skin. His face is away from me as he sleeps on his stomach. His long brown curly hair is streaked red. Some of it covers his right shoulder; some of it falls on my bed-nearly touching my foot. Complete ( Read more... )

I’m flying back to Seattle tonight!


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I went to L.A. this weekend to attend monkeyx3 mother’s wake. I was lucky enough to meet her when she visited last summer. During that visit a group of us went hiking up at Muir Woods . It took me no time realize who monkeyx3 inherited his sweet demeanor and warm smile from. At the wake there was no eulogy or sermon his mother just wanted friends & family to have ( Read more... )

November the ax missed me

December the ax missed me

I avoided getting cut on the 4th of January

However January 21st I got hit

Yes kids I got laid off from Williams-Sonoma this week. WS just reduced their staff by 20% , Tuesday was a complete bloodbath at my office. Our department went form sixteen people to eight. (Including 2 supervisors) ( Read more... )

This is a text exchange I had with my best friend & comedy partner Rebecca. She has kept me laughing for over two decades, I can only hope for another two

(r) Day 2 of Obama, and still Hopeful

(m) I feel bad for W, I want W back!

(r) George W? Why, because the pain felt so good?

(m) No silly, I meant the letter W, I want it back ( Read more... )

"Owners of capital will stimulate the working class to buy more and more of expensive goods, houses and technology, pushing them to take more and more expensive credits, until their debt becomes unbearable. The unpaid debt will lead to bankruptcy of banks, which will have to be nationalized, and the State will have to take the road which will ( Read more... )

I had a meeting at head office this weekend; it was just Riley and me. We both decided that since the opposition will be arriving in just a few months we need to get this champagne off the ground.

BUT WE NEED YOU!

Please let TEAM RILEY know which campaign sign you like best!


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For 0rko


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NO DAVID TENNANT! YOU’RE THE ONLY DOCTOR FOR ME!

Matt Smith has been named as the actor who will take over from David Tennant in Doctor Who - making him the youngest actor to take on the role. At 26, Smith is three years younger than Peter Davison when he signed up to play the fifth Doctor in 1981. Smith will first appear on TV screens as the 11th ( Read more... )

This is betamorphosis response to my last post!

"Run away as if you are on fire. Don't even stop, drop and roll!

I can't stand flakes. And what a loop of bullshit. Let me shrink what he said down to a shorter version:

You're handsome, but like many gay men, I can't possibly commit to one option in case someone I think is hotter/richer/more well hung walks ( Read more... )