Just one of the many glamorous locations we've visited on this trip. Others include Erie, Pennsylvania, Fairmont, Minnesota, Rapid City, South Dakota and Chicago, Illinois. And okay, I'll grant Chicago can be seen as glamorous, but not the part we stayed in. Melissa thinks the motel in Chicago was trying to be glamorous, with all black furnishings ( Read more... )

Since the dawn of time, humans have been philosophical creatures. Whether you think we were created by a higher being or were just lucky enough to be formed out of primordial ooze, every human being has at some point wondered "Why are we here?" "What is our purpose on Earth?" or some variation thereon ( Read more... )

Or at least bein' fucked by a horse ain't illegal. For now, at least. Them pinko commie animal lovin' tree huggers are gonna try and change all that.

Story 1

Story 2Summary - there's a farm in Enumclaw, Washington that's apparently been allowing folks to have sex with animals. One guy who had sex with a horse died of a ruptured colon, which is ( Read more... )

So I'm walking into the building after lunch just now, and there are two teenaged boys talking on the steps. Fourteen, fifteen, I don't know, I can't tell anymore. No older than that, anyway. They're chatting animatedly, and I figure they're talking about SlutSquid's latest single, "Tentacle Lovin'," or some such. The kids today, they are a mystery ( Read more... )

An archive of absolutely ridiculous comic book covers and panels from what is sometimes known as the Golden Age of Comics. Other times, it's known as the "What the Fuck Were They Smoking and How Do I Get Me Some?" Age of Comics, for very good reason.

Superdickery.comSuperman is a Dick is the gallery that started it all, and is well worth checking ( Read more... )

As anyone who knows me will tell you, I normally write nothing but two-fisted tales of action, full of sex and violence and harsh social commentary. Meg saddled me with the handle Mushmeister, though, so I thought I'd try my hand at some girly mush. Just for a change of pace, you understand. My first mush and my first Harry Potter, all in one, and ( Read more... )

Haven't seen this linked in any of y'all's journals, so check it out. Some guy's been collecting his favorite quotes from Brits about the bombing. My personal favorites include ( Read more... )

I actually heard a guy say that this morning. The T was just pulling out. I didn't really care, but he'd been running for it and was pretty upset, as evidenced by the fact that he yelled "Curse this day!" I think he might've actually shaken his fist at the train, too ( Read more... )

Got a call a few minutes ago. The woman was obviously calling from a room full of other people talking on the phone, so right away I'm not caring about what she has to say. And then she asks if she can speak to the person who orders supplies for the printer. So I say, "No," and hang up, figuring I've done my good deed for the day ( Read more... )

I'm putting this here instead of in email for three reasons ( Read more... )