Comments | mydamonian: "Damon, Did You See the News? We're Fucked."

mydamonian

"Damon, Did You See the News? We're Fucked."

Jul 04, 2005 23:17

The title of this entry comes from my brother, after seeing news of Justice Sandra Day O'Conner (or "S. Day-O.", as she's known in the proverbial "hood") retiring. Does anyone else piss themselves at thinking of President www.www.www.bush.gov 's replacement?

I've started running three miles now. As a heavy smoker, I'm very proud of myself. ... ( Read more... )

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drawma_boy July 5 2005, 07:08:45 UTC

*does trading-spaces face while brain explodes*

mydamonian July 6 2005, 05:28:22 UTC

Guess what Jason pointed out to me. We were watching the Monk marathon on USA, and guess who plays the police captain?

"Wait...was she a great big fat girl?"

I couldn't tell it was him because he's gained some weight, has a moustache and doesn't CREEP ME THE FUCK OUT!!!

~D

Buffalo Bill!!!! drawma_boy July 8 2005, 02:58:47 UTC

Damon, this is Dana Fortunato...yes...creepy..I read your LJ. Anyway, I just HAD to comment because I saw the Buffalo Bill actor in another movie too! Ted Levine somehow came up in conversation (weird, yeah) and I almost said I had seen him the day before in The Fast and the Furious...but, of course, I didn't want to admit I actually willingly watched that movie.

Oh! Also -- one of the lawyers that works with my parents was his roommate in college.

Imagine staggering home Saturday night only to find your roomie dancing with his penis between his legs, complete with Q. Lazzarus' "Goodbye Horses" playing in the background. HOT!

Fly Away, Little Starling... mydamonian July 8 2005, 04:58:36 UTC

Okay...there are too many people I don't know about reading my LJ. People!!! There is no reason to read about a guy who has no life!!!

But back to important stuff, I was watching some Mark Wahlberg movie and Teddy was in that too!

Worse yet, imagine if he was your roommate, and...

"Hey, Ted, can we watch the game in here?"

"You wanna fuck me? ...I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

Okay, Dana, just because he played someone doesn't mean he is that someone! Trust me, I found out the hard way with Don Knotts.

~D

akronohten July 5 2005, 13:18:47 UTC

Maybe you should just live somewhere besides Goodlettsville?

mydamonian July 6 2005, 05:31:28 UTC

Nope! Career at the Goodlettsville Gap!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~D

anonymous July 5 2005, 14:37:32 UTC

Apparent losers! Gosh, I'm funny.
Call me some time this week.
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yesdnil311 July 5 2005, 18:25:57 UTC

Damon I'm in a computer lab, and now everyone is looking at me because of your dramatic presentation of the CWEM. Holy McSHIT! Also Bethany made me laugh a lot too. Apparent LOSERS!

mydamonian July 6 2005, 05:29:52 UTC

Yeah, she's funny, no?

~D

murray727 July 5 2005, 19:49:30 UTC

3 miles, eh? How long does that take you "cancer lung"....AND you sooooo forgot to mention the only reason you didn't go to the movie--because of your meeting!! Otherwise you sooooo would have been there!

mydamonian July 6 2005, 05:30:52 UTC

Oh, shut up! The meeting was a factor, but also the fact that I was only going not to be left out was another factor. I do have dignity, Langford! NOT MUCH, BUT I DO HAVE IT!!!

~D

murray727 July 6 2005, 13:33:23 UTC

scrape up as much as you can if that makes you feel better.... :)

mydamonian July 7 2005, 05:13:15 UTC

Oh, yeah?! Well...well....uh...atleast...I'm not a...lesbian!!!!

...yeah.

~D

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