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mydamonian

Sale on Zany! Half Price!

Oct 11, 2005 01:54

Mental Three-Way

I'd like to start off this entry by saying that Jason seriously needs to stop claiming that he can read, watch television, and carry a conversation at the same time. He knows its a complete fabrication. I know it. He knows it. The American people know it. Example:

Lindsey and I watching a commercial for Ambien sleeping pills.

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kelsietrpt October 11 2005, 07:54:30 UTC

"Like when a amazingly old person is involved (i.e. 109 years old) and teaches one of the characters a valuable life lesson about love, risks, poetry, black tar heroin, et al. it's expected that that person is going to kick it..."

I would really appreciate it if you would refrain from making fun of my boyfriend and I. Thanks.

*smirk*

mydamonian October 11 2005, 07:55:32 UTC

Deal with the fact that your a literary cliche, and I would!

~D

mydamonian October 12 2005, 06:10:42 UTC

...I mean, of course, "you're".

~D

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mydamonian October 12 2005, 06:11:23 UTC

I'll have to quit.

That's transphobia, Kacy, and unacceptable in this forum!!!

~D

akronohten October 12 2005, 12:47:50 UTC

Can you hook me up with her? Not Kacy, but your co-worker. Then I'll let you know if she's trans or not! A-boo-ya!

mydamonian October 13 2005, 03:35:09 UTC

She's got a beau already.

Aaaaaaaaaaaboo ya!

~D

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akronohten October 11 2005, 12:38:51 UTC

I was not looking straight ahead! I was looking at the ground cause it was muddy! MUDDY!

mydamonian October 12 2005, 06:08:57 UTC

But you tend to walk with your head cocked down, so I thought you were looking ahead. I was behind you, let's remember.

~D

akronohten October 12 2005, 12:33:32 UTC

Yes, but you're gay, so you're totally untrustworthy!

mydamonian October 13 2005, 03:30:57 UTC

Turns out, I'm only hanging out with you to get to your future offspring.

~D

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starlacuomo October 11 2005, 14:19:53 UTC

*sigh* i really miss you. i think i'll call you soon, although maybe not this week. i'll let you know so we can set a phone date.

remember october 5th? here's a hint: MY BIRTHDAY. was that a good enough hint, or do you need more?

mydamonian October 12 2005, 06:07:45 UTC

Remember when I'm the worst friend ever?

Happy birthday. And even though banks don't close on your birthday, it doesn't mean that I love you any less.

~D

starlacuomo October 12 2005, 15:11:15 UTC

i totally forgot that you forgot my birthday when we were talking last night. so no worries.

did you have fun talking to me? i felt as if i wanted to talk a lot longer, but then i had to be a lame-ass and go to bed. i had fun talking to you, but i felt as if i talked too much about myself and didn't give you a chance to talk about yourself, assuming that you even wanted to.

i'm still trying to figure out if i could visit you any time soon. so far i haven't had any breakthroughs, but i'll let you know.

mydamonian October 13 2005, 03:32:36 UTC

I did have fun talking to you. And don't feel bad, I didn't feel like you hogged the conversation, and if you did, I don't really like talking about myself anymore.

...convo-hog.

~D

yesdnil311 October 11 2005, 14:40:27 UTC

This all supports my nagging suspicion that Jason could always hear all along, but his attentiveness was really what needed drugs.

Instead of "I can't hear a word you're saying" he needed to say "sorry I stopped being interested."

Just a thought.

Also I liked this conversation that we had.

Damon: Maybe you should buy him a book.
Me: Yeah, maybe I should get him a book.
Guy: Yes! You *should* get him a book.

mydamonian October 12 2005, 06:04:50 UTC

What a good salesman!

~D