I AM SPARTACUS!!

Nieliqui, let's go burn something. >:)

I want a human form too.

.......aah nevermind.

*goes back to flirting with Aeglos*

Aww. Bored lonely ring of power. Nobody likes me. They always just give me away. Until some stupid wizard loses me.

*sulk sulk pout pout etc*

The One Ring is being really friendly.

But he's filled with evil and malice.

... I wonder if he'd like to go fishing with me this weekend. Maybe he'll catch another Deagol!

Thinking about getting a ruby enlargement, though I heard those can chip and be dangerous.

Usually it's the jewellery that not so shiny and pretty that's the most meaningful, but I'm just stupid.

Maybe I should go throw myself in the fire from which I was forged.

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, Gandalf used to force me to look at porn and I am emotionally damaged ( Read more... )

You know what? After contemplating back on my life, I've come to a conclusion.

I am sub-par, and the lowest of all the rings.

I was made by Celebrimbor, right? Who then gave me and Vilya to Gil-Galad. But Gillykins decided to KEEP VILYA FOR HIMSELF and GIVE ME AWAY INSTEADThat hurt my feelings. Greatly. I think I may never heal from it. I wanted ( Read more... )

So, I appear to be with this wolf-thingy now ( Read more... )

From deep within the folds of Gandalf's tunic, a little voice wails...

It smells in here!!!!

*cries*