10. the wolf is amused, against his better judgement.

[naturewill]

[After Murdock's post.]

Huh. Did Murdock finally succeed in his quest to turn the compendiums into a speed dating service while I wasn't looking? One manly piece of stud meat? Smokin' hot like a pop tart? The look? Jesus, you guys. Perry, man, think we've gotta look out for sudden women being thrown in our direction. Like curveballs with curves.

Comments

[lepetitrouge]

Sorry, thanks to Rita I now associate you with some guy with sideburns and claw hands. Maybe there's a niche for that though so good luck.

[historicmind]

If you're talking about the movie Wolverine I guarantee there is a niche. A very big niche.

[lepetitrouge]

I don't know, is that his name? I guess there's not a lot of dudes with sideburns and claw hands. Or at least I hope not.

Uh ew. Faith in human population, once more dropping.

[historicmind]

Only guy with sideburns and claws I can think of that looks like Noah.

Yeah, girls love the guy. Though I'm sure they wouldn't be all over him if the movie Wolverine was actually portrayed like he is in the comics: short, hairy and bulky.

[strucktwelve]

"Like a Pop Tart"? Sweet Jesus.

[naturewill]

They're tasty, but uh, yeah.

[deja_shrew]

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Or, you know, enjoy the compliments when you get them. You may be being objectified, but it feels good deep down, don't try to deny it.

[naturewill]

Ah, but if I admit to enjoying it just a little, then I'll become a conceited jackass and the objectification will suddenly stop. Much better to be the humble hottie or someshit. Least, that's what the latest Cosmo-spewing ex told me.

[deja_shrew]

No, no. There's a difference. You thank people for calling you a 'manly piece of stud meat', you don't call yourself one. It's when you announce that you're 'smokin hot like a pop-tart', instead of letting someone else do it for you, that girls that read Cosmo get turned off. Enjoy the compliments, just don't rattle them all out on your own.

But, on the other hand, why would you ever want to listen to what Cosmo says? Have you met some of the women that write that drivel?

[naturewill]

Nah, my columnist babes are generally more intelligent. Are Cosmo writers seriously as inane as I suspect?

[thelionraines]

... never use those adjectives to describe yourself ever again.

[naturewill]

Wasn't me, man. All fucking quoted verbatim.

[thelionraines]

That's a little disturbing.

[thelionraines]

No, I lie. It's really fucking disturbing.

[Noah]
Nice kid. Offered to let me join the Arabics. Said I should bring our girls.

Like that's going to happen.

[neigh_sayer]

Hmm. Yes. You are indeed one smokin' manly piece of stud pop.

[thelionraines]

Don't encourage his ego, Luna.

[neigh_sayer]

It sounds like it's already been a bit inflated today. Though I worry about those girls and their ability to cook pop tarts properly. They shouldn't be smoking...

[windmill_tilter]

No? Shit I been doing it wrong ...