Late night calls from pussy-whipped Rocco!
Not even death can keep us apart
This is what happens when yeh get a fucken cat....
Frankly, I'm surprised Murphy went all canine...
We all get scared sometimes
Valentine's is good fer business
Cracking out me Welsh an' playin' Rugby
Murphy's still 5 years old, literally.

Oi, Murphy! I think I want ta start a home workout routine... thing...


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What d'yeh mean, it's a dogcollar?

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*nervous* .... Because we're writing a book....

( 6WS)

Happy New Year!
Birds and the chipmunks
Rich kid's outta place 'round here
Yer the same ta me.... (Genderbent Murphy)
Like father like son
Rocco's sacrificing it fer me (Genderbent Rocco)
He might as well put an ad in a paper!
And another muse is addicted to Angry Birds... *mun facepalm*

Connor always was the first one to get up. Even on days when he didn't have to get up, but Murphy did, he still found that he couldn't stay in bed once his retarded twin had slept through the second alarm. The only days that hadn't always been true were Christmas and birthdays, but as they got older and presents got less exciting the motivation for ( Read more... )

Ejit cat attacked my fucken ankle!!!

( 6WS)

Jus... Fuck off, Murphy.
Downright fucken filthy visit ta the Hotel there...
Snow day = staying in bed for longer
It's a mistletoe time of year then...
Could have done without seeing this so soon after eating...
Helping an exhausted Murphy
Looking after his young nephew

Fucken Flashdance... Really?
Uncanny fortune cookies
Toughest Brokeback knockoff I ever met
It's far too early in the mornin' ta be confronted with that in me coffee!
What's that, dear brother?
another Murph
The Murphy salute is even known in space
Roller Derby comes inta our lives...
I wouldn't let yeh go anywhere without me either, brother.
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