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Sadness and Woe
I started rereading the Wheel of Time series a few weeks ago and have been burning through them with a quickness. As usual when I get really into an unfinished series, I got onto the interweb looking for theories and rumors about the final outcome. Today I discovered that Robert Jordan, author of WoT, has passed away. I am still in disbelief. I ( Read more... ) -
Poop
So, I was sitting on the toilet pondering the meaning of existence when I thought to myself, ‘I love the word poop’.
And I do. I mean, it’s so versatile. It can be used as a noun, a verb and an adjective. Example: I just pooped the poopiest poop ever.
I love the word poop so much that I had to share this with you all. You're welcome.
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Tidbits of news...
First off, I’d like to announce my newest acquisition. Early last week Patrick and I bought a new car. Well, new to us. It’s a black ‘96 Mitsubishi Gallant, it‘s in good condition and only set us back $1,500. It ever passed DEQ on it’s first try. We put it in my name ‘cause I’ve never had a car before. Now I just need a license.
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Nudity is the best invention ever!
I’d just like to say, I LOVE STRIPPERS! I’ve been to two strip clubs since I turned 21 and both were soooo much fun. On my birthday (A Saturday, no less! That’s the perfect day for a 21st birthday!) we went to the Acropolis and that was all fine and dandy. I got a lap dance from this chick with -I swear to gawd- five piercing in each twat lip. I ( Read more... ) -
Straight to you from my bitchin' new laptop!
I’m reading this compilation of short stories. At the beginning of each story there is a blurb about the author and their accomplishments. One of the authors has published over 270 books. That fails to mention all the unpublished works, all the rough drafts and sketchy outlines.
I want to do that. Granted, all these people do it write. But damn. I’d ( Read more... ) -
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Okay, now I'm just getting mad. Fucking idiots hawking lugies outside my window and retarded new neighbors with retarded sounding laughs. And Live Journal is beng a bitch and won't let me cut and paste more than a paragraph. I happen to like writing things in Mocrosoft Works Word Processor first. And because I've spent the last hour trying to ( Read more... ) -
Screw you, LJ, you and your selective posting!
I wanted to post pictures of Mr. Poopypants and my adventures downtown, but I can’t find the damned cord I need to get the pics from camera to computer. See what happens when things get cleaned around here? I can’t find anything.
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Why will the Live Journal not let me post? I am not amused.