I saw the Sex & The City movie the other night, with my bestest buddy Monkey, who, the poor fool, had no idea the level of chick-flickery he was getting himself into when he agreed to go.

What's that? Fuck yeah, there's spoilers. Read at your own movie-ruining risk.

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Today one of my co-workers was declared palliative. So I'm in a rather foul mood. I'm hanging out with Geoff in a bit, which should be ultra fun for him, because I'm a fucking barrel of monkeys today.

It seems kinda narcassistic to write about the rest of my day, and I find it terribly awkward to write about Tam at any length, so I'm just gonna

I saw the CUTEST baby rats in the pet store the other day. THE. CUTEST. I've been thinking about getting another, seeing as my cage is freak'n huge, and my two existing rats have lost any friendliness they once had after I had to leave them with Mark for two months, who undoubtedly did not cuddle them. And I miss rat love'n ( Read more... )

So I worked my official first Tea on the Quay shift today, which kicks off what will undoubtedly be a summer of far too much work, very little play, and a very dull girl indeed. For those who don't know, during the summer (and hopefully beyond this time) I work at a quaint little tea room / raging ice cream parlour on the boardwalk, where I mostly ( Read more... )

http://www.americanwomensuck.com/philosophy/

I can't.... even..... startI'm sitting here in a daze. I don't know what to attack first - the logical fallacies (HEY STRAW MAN, IS THAT YOUR FRIEND PRO HOMINEM?), the misinformation, or just the sheer bigotry ( Read more... )

I bought new blinds today. It took my rats aproximately three hours to get ahold of and destroy them. Brats ( Read more... )

I went to a book launch party / poetry reading today. The book - or anthology, rather - was a collection of poems written by draft dodgers from Vietnam, and just about all of them showed up today to read, which was pretty cool. You can imagine the sight of aging second-wavers in a cafe with a microphone and bongo drums. Yup ( Read more... )

What if Hamlet were gay?

No, seriously, hear me out. I see you, with your mouse over the "back" button! Stop that right now! 'Cuz this is gonna be good.

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Today, on the side of an eco-friendly organic kraft dinner-like deal I refer to as "bunny noodles", I noticed for the first time their ad for a free "be green" bumper sticker.

Look everybody! I'm so green! See? It says so right there! ON MY CAR!

And on a bookmark I was given today:

36% of Canadians,
can't read or write well.

Oy.