( BEHOLD: THE ATHEIST APOCALYPSE! )

I went to Wal-Mart for the first time in a very long time. I didn't know where else to get caulk at 9 P.M.

I have decided that "fuckdamn" should be part of my vocabulary.

usage:
Milk and cookies are fuckdamn delicious.

There is a small hole underneath the windowsill of my third-floor apartment. In fact, it is so small that most people would not be able to find it, even if they tried ( Read more... )

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48940

I can't decide whether this is just coincidence, or the Republicans are simply that predictable.

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I logged into audiogalaxy on a whim, and the songs are back - and I suddenly have a gold membership. I have no idea what the hell happened, but that's kind of awesome.

I graduated on May 10. I spent a week in Big Bend with my girlfriend, and have now returned home to Edinburg for a couple of weeks. I have a job in Houston, where I will return sometime around June 14, when my apartment lease starts.

I will write in a little more detail when I have time, but if anybody wants to hang out you know where I'll be.

I'm sorry if this is annoying, but it's rather convenient for me ( Read more... )

I am going to be a delegate to the Texas State Convention (for Clinton). How cool is that ( Read more... )

Or the candidates, at least ( Read more... )