Bristol Palin on how she told her parents she was pregnant (I kid you not... this is straight from CNN):

"And so finally, my best friend just, like, blurted it out. And it was just, like -- I don't even remember it because it was just, like, something I don't want to remember."

So, Bristol, what's it like being a mom?

"It's just, like, I'm not living ( Read more... )

I'm sure this is one of those things that I find HILARIOUS but everyone else only finds mildly amusing (at best), but....

My friend Tina Klepfer just got a new credit card.... only on the front it says "Tuna Klepfer".

I can't even type it without laughing.

For those of you that don't yet have it, my UK mobile is 07538 038 151 ( Read more... )

I want to darken my hair up a bit before the england trip, but I don't want to pay for a salon trip.   So I'm going to attempt to do it myself for the first time since I was a teenager.   This won't go well, I'm pretty sure.

Poll Wales?

I know the economy's been in the crapper for a while, and I'm not normally one to comment on such things, but ( Read more... )

Probably 5 years ago I somehow discovered "Anything Anything" by Dramarama.  I was OBSESSED.  Best song ever.  I watched the cheesy 80's video on repeat for weeks.  I was mildly pissed that I had somehow lived 22 years not knowing about that song ( Read more... )

And on a lighter note...

The protest turned in to a 3hr march.  It was EXHAUSTING and cold and snowing...

Derrick:  What is this, a homosexual death march??
Me:  No kidding.  It's like the gay Trail of Tears.
Derrick:  The Trail of Queers.  Nice.

When I look back at my mom's school years, I'm SHOCKED and HORRIFIED that an entire nation went along with segregation and blatent racism.  At the same time, I understand how difficult it is to question something when your church, your family, your government and every member of your society is telling you "this is how things are, and this is how ( Read more... )

Psst... I'm sitting alone at a gay bar drinking a Stella waiting for my car to be finished (like a block away ( Read more... )