hahahaha

[nimlothdoriath]

I could be wrong, but I think my great-grandchildren are hooking up. First cousins, as opposed to the usual third. Our family is now bringing it to a whole new level. Nienor and Turin, we may catch up to you yet.

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[_tindomiel]

Uhhhh. Well.

I'm not an elf.

[nimlothdoriath]

Yes, dear, but Uncle Elrond is still Uncle Elrond.

[_tindomiel]

I'm like a stranger to my own family, though. I mean, my dad is not sure he knows who I am.

Does that help?

[nimlothdoriath]

Not really, but I don't know why you would be concerned. Sleeping with cousins is perfectly normal for us.

[lordelrohir]

See, I'm so not sick comparatively.

[nimlothdoriath]

Fë was your great-grandfather's half-brother. I'd say you've got a fair distance.

[lordelrohir]

Yeah, exactly. Exactly!

[lordelladan]

...I regret nothing!

[celebrianrules]

I've been... noticing. But, um, not knowing what to say.

Hmm.

[nimlothdoriath]

After this, we advance to siblings. Then it's Oedipal all the way, baby. Progress in inbreeding!

Re:

[celebrianrules]

Apparently the likelihood of a child being deformed when the parents are first cousins really only goes up about 0.013% or something. :\

In Canada it's legal to marry your first cousin. :D

[nimlothdoriath]

Hehehe, freaky Canadians. ;D

That percentage might go up a bit when you consider how inbred the family already is, but the progress is more in principle than genetics. ;)

[nienor_niniel]

Ahhh, good for them! Contrary to my former opinion, I think that we need more incest around to keep us happy. Yay for Elladan and Tindomiel.

But if you ever wake up from shagging one day and it hits you that you've been doing your cousin, don't jump off a cliff.

It hurts.

[lordelladan]

Ahahaha it's ok. I know full well that she's my cousin.