Boredom causes me to click the "see the people who've viewed your profile (upgrade to see them all!)" button on LinkedIn. I can identify most (if not all of them) but for:

"Someone in the Publishing industry from Russian Federation"

Errr.....either the reds are coming for me or I'm about to get a metric ton of mail order bride spam. :)

springtime suck. Then again, so does this weather. If anyone needs me I'll be under a blanket, watching movies and eating hot soup ( Read more... )

Somewhere on Salon (its version of a messageboard I think) someone came up with the idea of summing up your life to date in 6 words. Another messageboard I read came up with the winner IMHO:

"Fails, hates, drinks and masturbates: Chronically."

Contributions (serious or amusing) welcome :)

Wootshell Industries, in conjunction with Wallneat, Inc. and #void Productions proudly presents: ME, I'm on top of the bill baby, I've spent YEARS getting (back) here:


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Yeah, I've been a real whiny beotch for awhile. Time for something funny. Over the course of the past two weeks I've been called "m'am" more times than I can count. I usually answer the question or say "Thank you" at which point the other person apologizes profusely and feels like a complete idiot. This normally happens once my hair hits a certain ( Read more... )

Hi folks,

No doubt many of you read the comment from khyron updating my condition but I wanted to let everyone know that I am back at home in Carytown resting. Surgery went well and all goals, aka find the problem and rip that mother out, were accomplished ( Read more... )

Welp, T-minus...well, I can't tell you because I have no idea. I have to be at the hospital at 7:15am ready to go. I'm the third scheduled procedure for that OR so we'll see when they actually take me up/knock me out, etc. I imagine I'll have to be run through a whole battery of blood drawings, IVs, all that crap. Honestly, I have no idea what is ( Read more... )

Hey all,

Tomorrow's the big day. Assuming all goes well I should be resting either in my apartment or Virginia Beach sometime this weekend. So think happy thoughts and if anything changes and my stay because a bit longer khyron will most likely have updates for folks that want them up until 12/2. After that I should be mobile enough to provide them ( Read more... )

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So read this to know your role!

*snicker*
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