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Security handhegrgnged, Aysha's patch won't hold long. Reroute tlwhbgowhewf to co-ordinates A138385-3571934-123405845 Delta.

There's asofhgowpghaccident.

O....and out.

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Let's see.

Is this transmitting, please?

The handsets we use at W.H.O.M. are a lot less complicated.

Hopefully I can read the map.

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Agents are reminded that there are fines for overdue books, and they will continue to be pulled from paychecks until such time as overdue materials are returned to the library.

Okay, just how many people are trying to send large amounts of information across Vast Network Space?

Because it's clogged.

I don't think it's done this file transfer big stuff in a long time. Slow it down, huh?

I know we're primates too, but monkeys smell.

Also, I think one of them just made a face at me.

Jack? Where'd you end up?

I believe I'm supposed to report to somebody here, but I'm afraid you're all such utter hedonists there's been enough going on here in the past year or so that I can't get my bearings right away.

Good God, do any of you realise how thick the sexual tension is here? Like walking through mud.I was led to believe my superiors forwarded my files, but ( Read more... )

[private, lord_alden, finnegans_wake]

My very good Lord, and Finn?

You may want to see to your charge. He has not been instructed on the use of private tags, evidently, and needs, perhaps, a slight bit of extra training on the protocols of not threatening torture.

Do beat the pirate out of him, milord, there's a good man.

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