Right, well, given how none of you have put a bullet through my head yet, or somesuch, I suppose bit of an apology's in order. Or so I'm told. (And before anyone asks, I'm the one as stood in for your friend a bit back.) Terribly sorry, you know.

Also I'm working here now. Sure you're all thrilled.

[enterpassword: ********]

++password accepted++

Ah, so this is working.

My next question is: is anyone still here?

[enterpassword: trilobite]
[password = not recognised]

10873409190875%

[system incompatible]
[error]

Oh, not again. I swear I don't know why I try anymore.

Well.

What is up, gents?

himmelherrgottsacrament noch mal, wo seid ihr denn alle gewesen? ich meine-

verdammter schiesse.

where the fuck ARE all of you?

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**screw%you**

-->loadorIwillbeatyoutodeathwithmyshoe

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**all%your%base%are%belong%to%us**

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I need a transport back, when it's convenient.

Isn't it time that we lovingly freed ourselves from the beloved and,
quivering, endured: as the arrow endures the bowstring's tension,
so that gathered in the snap of release it can be more than itself.
For there is no place where we can remain.Ist es nicht Zeit, daß wir liebend ( Read more... )

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