HOLY FUCKING SHIT MANG

Magical night followed by more good times tonight

We made friends with AWESOME people

I wouldn't change a thing...

"Is being a rapper like speaking a foreign language? Are people always like,"Rap for me""?-T ( Read more... )

So if you are going to call your ex-girlfriend with the generic "I'm in jail" April Fool's prank at 7 in the morning...don't call from your cell phone. Because they don't let you have your cell phone in jail. And your prank will be ruined."We could be sitting here, drinking beer all coked up, and people might start pairing off...and I just need to ( Read more... )

Nation Planning Surprise Party To Cheer Up Conor Oberst

OMAHA, NE - American citizens are coordinating efforts to lift the spirits of wünderkind singer-songwriter Conor Oberst, sources reported Monday. "I saw Conor's picture in a Spin article about Bright Eyes, and he just looked so down," said Lindsey Keisner of Youngstown, OH, one of the party's ( Read more... )

I bleed the blood of a cold stone that rolls without a shadow ( Read more... )

As if the first night was not enough of a treat...
$Mike and Trav-Nasty in the house.
"I look way better naked."-tNasty

And Jamie the Pumpkin Queen is here too..weeeeee...

Since Easter is a HUGE holiday for us Muslim's I'm celebrating with cocktails with my homies and a drunk movie with the boys before they ALL leave tomorrow.."Oh! They are ( Read more... )

So the muriad of wonderful people in my life/in town right now is truly something to behold.
Adam Lewis is still the funniest thing in Gucci.
Jason has very long fancy hair...and his friends just wanna see some titties!

The party was alot of fun, it was really great seeing so many old friends ( Read more... )

Went over to Trent and Xtian's new home and it is amazing..
Jordan claims to have already masturbated in every room. Hot.
One of their 6 rooms will hopefully be the fisco-elastic room, but we have to think of a better name.
"It's from a little place called, outer space.. From a small company known as, NASA."Chels sang for everyone, and it was ( Read more... )

I have straight hair, two suite passes to tennis today and last night I saw hot ass Andy Roddick drunk...We took the girls to the Yardhouse last night and, shocking, they were a bit of a scene. Chelsea is anorexic, both Lyndsey's pulled their boobs out and some tennis guy said he could totally call that Dallas and I were sisters.....rriiiiggghhht ( Read more... )

Tonight was spectacular
I tricked Heather and she saw Karl for the first time in 2 years
DOUBLE TAKE EVEN
She loves Lynds
Poor Joshy got hit in the face
...but you should have seen the other guy....
"It's his birthday! You can't arrest him!"
Somehow, we're too drunk to be here
Excellent night
Let me check the bathroom for you
"Bros before hoes, don ( Read more... )

My friend Robert is going to jail for a very very long time ( Read more... )