It's Bring Your Child To Work Day.

This morning's exchange:

Baby-Loving-Co-Worker-and-Mother-of-One: Where are your kids?

(She knows I don't have any; and my staunch, "anti-child" perspective.)

Self: Probably in a dumpster behind some medical facility.

Because I like lists. And making strangers think I have a Life ( Read more... )

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Since that's what LiveJournals are for ( Read more... )

Jon stirs the Dran-O with his fingers to get the clog to subside, wondering what that burning sensation is all about.

Gurgle.

Jon saw Avenue Q last Saturday for the first time, based on the recommendation of a person he is no longer speaking to ( Read more... )

For about the past week or so, there was a cute ersatz-tabby cat hanging around our Feline YMCA. As we already have five Epsilon Males, we were unable to take him in (my suggestion of building an addition just to house strays was predictably shot down). A neighbor suggested a word-of-mouth "mom and pop" operation for cats and dogs (nice bonus: it's ( Read more... )

This is pretty cool:

http://www.terrorfilmfestival2.com/submittedscreenplays.html

Yeah, my "pitch" is kind of corny, and I used is three times to join the segments of a run-on sentence, but I'm just satisfied to see it in the listing ( Read more... )

My procrastination toward developing a list of the Best/Worst movies of the year always winds up a half-failure, since I feel I should be jazzing it up with some explanation (instead of just the same old, ascending-numerical listing) as to why I like/dislike said movies. But I have to admit, even I don't care a whole lot about the explanation part ( Read more... )

[Stolen from Hollie.]

1. What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before?
Took a daytrip to Philly sans Navigator. Go ahead, laugh it up ( Read more... )

Idea stolen from everyone else. Laziness prompts me to cobble titles from my iMDB vote history. Feelings will range from dislike to outright loathing, with the final 20 being a fairly accurate summary of the films I hate most ( Read more... )