Comments | number_24: Friggin' Family Reunion

number_24

Friggin' Family Reunion

Feb 20, 2008 00:44

ARGH! Out of all the career options in the world, my little brother wants to be a henchmen. Instead of going on college tours during February break like every other normal kid his age, he's touring super villain headquarters.

What a douche-bag! Seriously! I had higher standards and goals for myself when I was his age! But apparently he's been ( Read more... )

brother, ex-wife/step-mom

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number_24 February 20 2008, 14:22:04 UTC

You're family sucks too?

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number_24 February 21 2008, 01:04:44 UTC

Ummmm...I used to like, go to this support group to deal with this crap. It helped a lot. I kinda lost touch with all the guys, but I still have the number somewhere. You want it?

gooddoggy February 20 2008, 07:55:30 UTC

I don't understand. You were married to your step mother?

number_24 February 20 2008, 14:19:43 UTC

No.

I was married to an ice queen who cheated on me with my dad.

Now she's my step mom.

plumpumpkin February 20 2008, 20:25:54 UTC

Uhhh wow...all I can say to the my ex wife is now my step mom thing is ew...cause you know your dad has to be at least 20 years older then you...

number_24 February 20 2008, 22:56:46 UTC

My dad's actually more like 35 years older than me. At his age, I'm not really sure how he'd...

Ew, EW, EWWWWW!!!! Please don't make me think about this more than I already have!

plumpumpkin February 20 2008, 22:58:39 UTC

Ew....yeah that's even worse. Really really gross...that would be like my dad dating Kim....oh god I just imagined it that's so nasty...

immasuperhero February 20 2008, 23:49:27 UTC

Well, I for one am going to say... go your Dad. Woohoo.

number_24 February 21 2008, 01:37:43 UTC

You're a dick.

Speaking of which, how's your friend's watering can?

immasuperhero February 21 2008, 02:20:49 UTC

He's still working on it. Hmph.

monarch_the February 21 2008, 00:41:53 UTC

When the hell did I start allowing you guys to have visitors in the first place? Gah... all right, all right, you can show them around the first floor if you want but NOWHERE ELSE! THE COCOON'S SECRETS ARE TO BE SHROUDED IN MYSTERY! Or you can kill them, sure, I don't care.

number_24 February 21 2008, 01:12:59 UTC

I didn't invite them! There's a reason I haven't answered there calls for like...ten years.

Ugh. At the same time, I don't think I could kill them myself...

Can't we just turn off all the lights and pretend we're not home?

monarch_the February 21 2008, 01:50:56 UTC

Couldn't you just grow a pair and tell them to go away?