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[of_lothlorien]

I remember when we were in the hands of those fucking Orcs and I said to Merry, "Shit, are they gonna rape us?"

And he looked me over and smiled and said, "I wouldn't mind seeing that."

~ peregrin took.

LMAO. That needs to go on a quote page or something.
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im worried about Bilbo.
i mean, he is so young, and now he has...gone insane. Frodo

Comments

[esmereldatook]

My Merry would never say anything like that.

[of_lothlorien]

heh.

martini?

::offers::

Shite!

[peregrin_took]

I don't, like, fucking know who your Merry is, but the be-yatch I know is, like, a fucking tweenager-lusting horndog.

He always wanted to play sheriffs and thieves and, like, I was always tied up and he was always fucking touching me.

*puffs*

[samwisegamgee]

if hamfast and bilbo baggins get married, wouldn't that make Frodo and Sam half brothers?

Thank Elbereth, no. Not at all. But we would be family twice over. Eee.

[annlarimer]

If Hamfast married Lotho or Persnickita or whatever her name is, Frodo and Sam would be stepbrothers. Although like all the Hobbits of the Shire they can probably trace a great deal of common ancestry, they cannot be half-brothers unless they have a genetic parent in common.

[a_ringwraith]

-laughs, runs by, pets, steals a martini, runs away again.-

[of_lothlorien]

*swooooooooooons*