So I'm looking at getting Sirja baptised in the new year - January! - anyway, would anybody I know like to attend that at all? Shit. Am I gonna need godparents? Shit. Just let me know! I haven't sorted it all out properly or anything but just like, for my reference ( Read more... )

( [private filtered to hotel california] )

This place is probably going to give me (and all of you) a complex. I was in therapy, okay, I know this.

Everybody else has already weighed in, and whatever, I don't know shit, so I'm not going to. Here are some things I am actually qualified to talk about:

• Remy is my ho. I require a pimp hat post-haste.

• Wanda needs to come and talk to me like, ( Read more... )

So I guess evidence points to this...not being some kind of weird psychotic break. I don't know how I feel about it! But moving on: I have my own address now! So if anyone...wants that, uh, it exists. I don't know. It's crazy, you know, like not long ago ago I was in Cara's spare room and she was like SWEETIE DO I NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG ( Read more... )

...hi! I'm Donna, I thiiiiink I'm kinda lost? I'm supposed to be in NYC right now? I was definitely in Bed-Stuy like, five minutes ago.

I have this tiny, itty-bitty emergency - the kind that needs a changing table as of approx. that five minutes ago - so if somebody could clue my ass in, that'd be great! And I would be grateful.

...anybody?

( i love it how she breathes booze in the morning, man it's so sexy how she can't remember last night, i made the fatal mistake of letting her drink again, but who the hell am i to tell her how to live her life? )

Character: Donnatella M. Voss, née Duvall.
Abilities: Well experienced with firearms + knives; cheerleading (former squad captain); baking; bossing folks around; kicking ass + breaking faces; strangely creative swearing; being an ex-loli;
Flaws/weaknesses: Creative approach to morality; got pregnant young; single widowed mother; mommy issues; ( Read more... )