Title: The Boys of Summer
Pairings: Hanchul with a hint of Kangin/Girl! Leeteuk and Kyuhyun/Girl!Sungmin (more pairings to come)
Rating: PG-13
Status: Part 5
Summary: AU. The epic summer of 1999 told via letters from Kim Heechul to Han Geng and back.
[LETTERS 1&2] [LETTERS 3&4] [LETTERS 5] [LETTERS 6] *A BONUS LETTER FROM KANGIN TO HAN GENG*
Geng,
Wow.
Hi there!
How long has it been since my last letter? I distinctly remember Heechul’s hair being a startling shade of Pumpkin Orange at the time, which was right before he decided Flaming Fuschia brought out the mahogany in his eyes, but that was before he had it permed by that curious little person who also sidelined as a gardener (His bushes were exquisite, I might add), but then he had this little goth phase wherein his hair turned into this strange color I’ve never seen on him, black I think it was. It was so, so normal on him that I nearly mistook him for an Alien Life Form sent to impersonate Heechul and eat us all.
Now don’t look at me like that. It happens. Donghae said so.
Well, anyway, the point is it’s been very long judging by Heechul’s hair.
Like a week or something.
But as much as I would like to ask you about China, (Is it great? Are you adjusting well to the Land of Flying Daggers and other sharp, shiny, could-disembowel-you-in-a-second cutlery? ETC, ETC) I just have one, teeny tiny question for ya:
How do you feel about fireworks?
How about homemade bombs?
How about said objects unexpectedly detonating in a series of events so unrealistic, so comical, SO EPIC in proportions that neither man nor god would have been able to stop it from happening?
Quite possibly inside your bed room.
Perhaps involving the entire west wing?
And lastly, how attached are you to your ceiling? Let’s just say from a scale of 1 to 10.
By the way, this is all purely hypothetical.
Like this just all came to me in a dream and you just had to be the one to answer it, Geng.
ONLY YOU CAN SOLVE THESE QUESTIONS AND EASE MY MIND.
Your bestest best friend in the whole wide universe,
Kangin
PS: Remember that time when we were little and you sat on my sandwich? Yeah, I forgave you for that, man.
PPS: I could have just thrown our friendship in the air and beat you up till you couldn’t walk but hey, I didn’t.
PPPS: I COULD HAVE.
PPPPS: BUT I DIDN’T.
PPPPPS: THAT’S FRIENDSHIP RIGHT THERE, DUDE.
PPPPPPS: By the way, it may not be the best time to contact Heenim right now. He may or may not be tending to a singed Heebum. JUST THROWING THAT OUT THERE.
Author's Note: HOW FREAKING LONG HAS IT BEEN??? :))