Welcome to the first edition of ( double yew tee eff Walt. )

Nobody is to stone anybody until I blow this whistle - even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say, "Jehovah".
( Part Three. )

No pie? Then the terrorists have already won...

( Part Two. (This has a dictionary of explicit and obscure sexual terms.) )

To Allen:

Here is my essay about Why I Am Awesome. If you want to read it, you can, but I don't recommend it unless you have an hour of spare time. It'll be one of my rare public entries.

( Sixteen Thousand Words. )

Sorry! This journal is friends only. If you wish to read my exceedingly random and pointless real life adventures, you shall have to add me first and then comment on this entry.


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