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[olwe]

Last night was like, fuckin' weird. First, all of this shit happened, and then I was fuckin' tucked in bed with a fuckin' silk comforter and everything.

Like fuck, man.

I mean, I could live this aesthetic lifestyle like that fuckin' Vanyar noochie king or some shit guy, served up by a fat bitch, but I think I have a bit of a problem when Fëanor

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[feanaro]

*walks in, wearing a bikini*

Yes?

[olwe]

....er.

[feanaro]

Well? Do you need anything? A lemonade?

[olwe]

*points to book*

I, er, have some, uh, fuckin' qualms. About this.

[earwen]

DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY those Noldor fuckfaces killed our kin! Including uncle Marlon! STOP STARING AT MY BROTHER-IN-LAW IN HIS BIKINI! Don't make me login and use my crying icon!

:`(

[king_finarfin]

Aren't you glad I stayed home to shag you that day?

[earwen]

Very, but that's not the point!

....I lost my train of thought. Whisk me away please. I'll find that self righteous anti-kinslaying speech later.

[king_finarfin]

works like a charm...

[the_silmaril]

*pokes "head" in* I'd like to take this opportunity to say that the Teleri were pretty boring anyway I had nothing to do with that kinslaying stuff. It's not like I TOLD them to kill anyone to get me back. I simply can't HELP it if I'm naturally WORTH that kind of behavior. *preens vainly*

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[olwe]

Eh, it's fuckin' alright. I don't even fuckin' remember half of what happened.

Just clowns and strobelights.

.......oooooooh shiny.