Shhhhhhh...
I recently had a visitor from the eliminator alligator. It didn't hurt this time as bad as I suspected. I guess because I already took a sedative.
Anyway, time to reveal the real, the fantasy, and everything in between:
A link to each entry can be reached by clicking on the topic title.
Week 1: Winding Up:
Summary: I wear a bra with an underwire.
The Verdict: 99% TRUE…but with padding too...;)
Week 2: Deconstruction :
Summary: My man is shady like Bill Clinton. Then I kind of went crazy. And blew.
The Verdict: 80% TRUE with a bit of imagination. The real truth won't ever completely be known and I can say that his house is still in tact.
Week 4: Elephant in the Room :
Summary: I'm a teacher any my kids make a huge mess that is comparable to that of an elephants.
The Verdict: 100% TRUE
Week 5: Afterthought:
Summary: I'd like sex...and then dinner!
The Verdict: 100% TRUE, because who doesn't? ;)
Week 7: Brouhaha:
Summary: Six words about President Obama's election. I was eliminated on this entry although I certainly don't regret writing it. Definitely not a "least favorite!"
The Verdict: 100% TRUE.
Second Chance Reintro:
Summary:My as an MC and with a booby photo too! ;)
The Verdict: 100% TRUE
Second Chance Week 1: Take Heart:
Summary: Why teaching second grade is tough. One of the favorite entries I've written this season.
The Verdict: 100% TRUE.
Second Chance Week 2: Irreversible:
Summary: I still love a man who lies to me, even though I say I don't. This is one of my least favorite entries.
The Verdict: 60% TRUE. 40% FALSE. A real explanation would require another entry.
Back to Regular Idol Week 11:Haute:
Summary: Teaching second grade is fun when I can entertain my "big deal superhero" dream.
The Verdict: 100% TRUE
Week 12: Sincerest Form of Flattery:
Summary: One of my favorite entries about oral sex and actions speaking louder than words.
The Verdict: 100% TRUE 'Dat!
Week 13: Inside Baseball:
Summary: I busted up the mafia...of second grade. I perceive this one as one of my better entries.
The Verdict: 100% TRUE
Week 14: Cracks
Summary: I'm a dork and make up a ridiculous name for my non-existent daughter in response to the ridiculous names I see. This is probably one of my least favorite entries of Idol. Ever. Mostly because I wrote something very similar about a year before.
The Verdict: 50% TRUE/ 50% FALSE. I've seen some of the names listed and even taught a few...but really I don't encounter *that* many ridiculous names.
Week 15: Nimbus:
Summary: I have an affair with a married man then send photos to his wife. I particularly enjoyed this entry.
The Verdict: 100% FALSE.
Week 16: Open Topic:
Summary: I ignore the red flags of a relationship. Not one of my favorites at all.
The Verdict: 65% TRUE/ 35% FALSE
Week 17: Open Topic:
Summary: Chaos in my class.
The Verdict: 80% TRUE...all the events happened at some point or another but certainly not in the same day!
Week 18: Jetsam:
Summary: I'm married, have an affair, and struggle to make the new relationship while simultaneously dealing with guilt. This was the only entry of mine that was really difficult to write.
The Verdict: 100% TRUE...it's actually about as true as it gets although my attitude on the situation was a bit crummy due to the events from that particular day. Now, things look a bit different...
Week 19: MIrage:
Summary: Kids are having sex and having kids and it seems unreal. But it isn't. Because I'm adopted and my birthmother was 15. I was eliminated this round and while this wasn't my favorite entry, it also wasn't my worst.
The Verdict: 80% TRUE. I was adopted and my birthmother was only 16 (15 when she conceived me). Although I never met her and know nothing else about her.
Anyway, time to reveal the real, the fantasy, and everything in between:
A link to each entry can be reached by clicking on the topic title.
Week 1: Winding Up:
Summary: I wear a bra with an underwire.
The Verdict: 99% TRUE…but with padding too...;)
Week 2: Deconstruction :
Summary: My man is shady like Bill Clinton. Then I kind of went crazy. And blew.
The Verdict: 80% TRUE with a bit of imagination. The real truth won't ever completely be known and I can say that his house is still in tact.
Week 4: Elephant in the Room :
Summary: I'm a teacher any my kids make a huge mess that is comparable to that of an elephants.
The Verdict: 100% TRUE
Week 5: Afterthought:
Summary: I'd like sex...and then dinner!
The Verdict: 100% TRUE, because who doesn't? ;)
Week 7: Brouhaha:
Summary: Six words about President Obama's election. I was eliminated on this entry although I certainly don't regret writing it. Definitely not a "least favorite!"
The Verdict: 100% TRUE.
Second Chance Reintro:
Summary:My as an MC and with a booby photo too! ;)
The Verdict: 100% TRUE
Second Chance Week 1: Take Heart:
Summary: Why teaching second grade is tough. One of the favorite entries I've written this season.
The Verdict: 100% TRUE.
Second Chance Week 2: Irreversible:
Summary: I still love a man who lies to me, even though I say I don't. This is one of my least favorite entries.
The Verdict: 60% TRUE. 40% FALSE. A real explanation would require another entry.
Back to Regular Idol Week 11:Haute:
Summary: Teaching second grade is fun when I can entertain my "big deal superhero" dream.
The Verdict: 100% TRUE
Week 12: Sincerest Form of Flattery:
Summary: One of my favorite entries about oral sex and actions speaking louder than words.
The Verdict: 100% TRUE 'Dat!
Week 13: Inside Baseball:
Summary: I busted up the mafia...of second grade. I perceive this one as one of my better entries.
The Verdict: 100% TRUE
Week 14: Cracks
Summary: I'm a dork and make up a ridiculous name for my non-existent daughter in response to the ridiculous names I see. This is probably one of my least favorite entries of Idol. Ever. Mostly because I wrote something very similar about a year before.
The Verdict: 50% TRUE/ 50% FALSE. I've seen some of the names listed and even taught a few...but really I don't encounter *that* many ridiculous names.
Week 15: Nimbus:
Summary: I have an affair with a married man then send photos to his wife. I particularly enjoyed this entry.
The Verdict: 100% FALSE.
Week 16: Open Topic:
Summary: I ignore the red flags of a relationship. Not one of my favorites at all.
The Verdict: 65% TRUE/ 35% FALSE
Week 17: Open Topic:
Summary: Chaos in my class.
The Verdict: 80% TRUE...all the events happened at some point or another but certainly not in the same day!
Week 18: Jetsam:
Summary: I'm married, have an affair, and struggle to make the new relationship while simultaneously dealing with guilt. This was the only entry of mine that was really difficult to write.
The Verdict: 100% TRUE...it's actually about as true as it gets although my attitude on the situation was a bit crummy due to the events from that particular day. Now, things look a bit different...
Week 19: MIrage:
Summary: Kids are having sex and having kids and it seems unreal. But it isn't. Because I'm adopted and my birthmother was 15. I was eliminated this round and while this wasn't my favorite entry, it also wasn't my worst.
The Verdict: 80% TRUE. I was adopted and my birthmother was only 16 (15 when she conceived me). Although I never met her and know nothing else about her.