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That reality was stupid. I would never devour the universe! Can you imagine what a boring place this dimension would be to live in if you ATE everyone else?
Have to admit it was fun, though. -
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My dad's a frikkin' slave driver. If I have to wash anymore dishes, I think my hands will shrivel and fall off. -
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It's sad. Children won't eat fruit even if you put it in candy.
Mine won't, anyway. -
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Grandmother used to tell me stories about how chickens would run about without a head for days. -
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What are your thoughts on curses? -
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...I think we're lost.
Oh, unde este prost harta? -
[He's actually not even breaking the 4th wall]
Hmm. Does this face look good on me? I guess I'm stuck with it for a while... -
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Sometimes I can't help but feel marriage really isn't worth it. My family doesn't seem to agree.
Honestly I think they might want me to elope with a random stranger. How disappointed do you think they'd be if I don't? -
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Other things to mix Red Bull with aside from coffee and soda? -
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Okay. Hypothetical situation A: You have a member of your family (let's say a cousin) who really, truly, desperately wants in your pants. They've been trying to get you to date them for quite a number of years now. You really, truly, desperately do not want them in that way, even though they're okay when they're not trying to get into your pants ( Read more... )