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When I saw this, my first thought was to kill it.

But then I realised that may be a bit hasty. Usually I would just kill anything, but there is something deranged about this particular thing that I like. However, we cannot share such similar bodies.

My older brother Manwe has offered to give you a new body. Here are some pictures of it. If you ( Read more... )

shame ( Read more... )

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therea ar are sure alots of prengnnant peoeople. if any babise die can i have them? tedis lonely adn his finger felloff.

-orrome

Yavanna is devious.

I'm impressed.

Sleep now.

Vana and I got divorced.

Wonderful.

Also, Nessa left me for Tulkas.

Does anyone know where I can get a double-headed axe?

- Araw.

Hey, Vana.

I have a gift for you.

- Araw.

I come back to find out that some nasty little piggies are making trouble.

I'm nobody's patron Vala. However, I'm concerned for the welfare of ringwraiths 9 and 8, Ruby Gamgee, Elladan and all associated with them. Not that they're the types who need protection.

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theres something weird going on in middle earht.

im sittingon a cloud throwing things off with ted and theres like things running about screeching all over the place and snape sauron running after them screaming fucking traitors ill fucking get you and a little short woman shooting flame everywhere and these two hurting things except the second ( Read more... )