I was thinking about you before ( Read more... )

*attaches piece of string to end of shirt*

*attaches two cardboard ears*

Arf! Aarf arf arf!

*chases own tail*

I've awakened from a very long fucking nap and what do I find? You dirty little piggies have been abusing my creations which I have bestowed upon you most generously. Did I have to give them to you filthy swine living in Middle Earth ( Read more... )

Wow, it is good to be awake ( Read more... )

So, I haven't been around much lately. I was asleep for a long, long time. Well, now I'm awake. Again ( Read more... )

It seems that some are angry with me over what I did earlier in regards to the hobbit. It has been asked why I did it, and whether or not I care that I caused unneeded suffering. So I will attempt to answer these questions so that hopefully they won't be asked again ( Read more... )

I killed that.

Out of respect for its family I won't describe how.

It was intensely pleasurable.

I skinned it, too. Someone can have its head if they want.

I'm hungry.

- Araw.

I just woke up and I'm warning you now, if you don't want to die, stay out of my fucking way.

I'm killing the first thing I come across.

- Araw.

Númenór!

so half the time im asleep and im having weird dreams and it is like i am tearing at flesh and i am cutting offf heads stabbing in guts impale livers vomit in cavities mouths kick out teeth smash eyeballs into the ground bloody coloured maggoty smears of colour a crystal of a pupil bitings wings wanting a huge giant butterffly of some sor f sos i ( Read more... )