listening to rage music. heidi, i hear your ranting and you're not alone. screw getting a decent job. quit and join me in jamaica. i'll be the one wearing the purple flowered sarong and drinking the mayan whore. i'll save you a beach chair and a cabana boy.

keep the tequila flowing...

guys, i'm pissed.  really and truly pissed.  and so, while searching the internet for something to restore me to pre-pisstoric times, i came across this website.  this is truly, truly, the best website in the world.

http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/

people...enjoy.

okay, so i tune into www.urbandictionary.com regularly to make sure i'm up with the times.  anybody else?  well, you run across about 30 stupid definitions for every really good one.  like, when someone enters their friend's name and then tells how hot they are.  or about an enemy and their small package.  or whatever.  it's lame.  there are also ( Read more... )

no more children! i get down on my hands and knees and beg you...pleasssse, no more children! there are only so many times i can rehash the same game for a class of 20 3 yr. olds. ack. ack, i say, ack ( Read more... )

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had a successdul day with my preschoolers. yeah, i know. i'm cool. yesterday, too. apparently my lesson this week actually works. we'll see about tomorrow ( Read more... )

irish lady just asked me to baby-sit overnight on a friday a few weeks from now. there is a better chance that a talking babboon will suddenly spring forth from my ass, learn to ride a horse, and win the kentucky derby.

as *IF*

bummin'... and, no. i don't want to talk about it. at all. so there.

in other news, i over-prepared for for christmas last week, so i've been bored since wednesday and will continue to be until after christmas. whatever.

halloween is over. it's time for christmas preparation. even my teachers commented today that it was like doing a sharp 180. i was all bats and ghosts on friday and now i'm all "let's sing christmas carols!" and "have you ever tasted a candy cane?" oy. i need to find a good recipe for gingerbread men. and apple pastry of somr sort. went to a ( Read more... )

whoa. i'm back. rough week last week. this week my supervisor is out of town. i miss her. i've been working on halloween prep with the kiddies and this annoying "mini international friendship fair" thing. let's talk about the second ( Read more... )