[There is a loud splashing sound, some shuffling and squelching, and then a very disgruntled 'che,' followed by more shuffling and squelching. Above the somewhat muffled noises, a cross voice can be heard.]

If I was going to be abducted by aliens or something, you'd think they'd have a little bit more care, right?

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[Beeeeep!]

Hey there! You've reached the personal starfish of Martin Mystery, genius, awesometacular super sleuth and all around good guy. If you're getting this recording it means I'm obviously not talking to you right now, but if you leave a message, I could be talking to you real soon! If it's important, of course!

Later!

[Beeeep!]

Martin's App, for reference :3