A very happy birthday to pastahero! Hope your day is filled with good things, e.g. cute girls buying expensive jeans, addictive MTV shows, a suprise author sighting and an exciting new chapter in Lindsay Lohan's escapades.

Baseball is giving me an ulcer. The Cubs are hanging on to the Wild Card lead by a hair; the Giants and the Astros are only half a game back. I can't take much more of this, and yet there's still a month of the regular season to go. Oy.

Miss me ( Read more... )

Why does one of the people on this floor have the Halloween theme as his or her ringtone, and why does it keep going off at full volume?

I am going to lose it.

This makes me laugh. I am 5.

We saw Open Water last night (I still derive an abnormal amount of pleasure going to a movie on a "school night" for some reason) and it freaked me out. I was whimpering through parts of the movie. I don't even know if the movie itself was that good or if it just tapped into my personal fears, but I was still whimpering as I left the theater. Of ( Read more... )

I always knew the Dave Matthews Band was full of shit. (Buh dum dah!)

Today is the Amazing Race, which normally is one of the good little things about my day that makes it easier to get out of bed. But I have to admit that I am a little sad that Charla and Mirna were voted out; I will miss their crazy ways. Everyone else is too sheeplike and too willing to accept whatever the alpha team chooses as the best way. ( Read more... )

Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground

My favorite part:

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.

I have heard of the phrase "house porn," but really, this takes it too far.

Note: your speakers must be on.