I caught a rabbit!!!! I gave it to Lila, but I don't think she was all that pleased with it. I'll never understand humans ( Read more... )

( Things just keep getting worse around here! )

I will never understand my two pet humans, Lila and Minto ( Read more... )

Now there's someone I admire! I've done two months in that prison myself. I still don't know what I did to deserve it, but Minto and Lila came and bailed me out. I wish I'd thought of organising midnight raids on the kitchen. It would have made my time in there much more fun.

_dribbler_, if you scroll to the bottom you'll find a bit about a clever cat.

Lila took me to the vet today. I hate going there! There were a few other dogs in the waiting room. Most of them were friendly, but one kept giving me funny looks, so I barked at him.
The vet looked in my ears and mouth, and felt my tummy. What did she expect to find? Then she stuck something sharp in my back.

( Never fall asleep at the vet's! )

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They never listen to me! They will keep leaving valuable sacks of rubbish outside the house, and every time, men come and steal them! I always bark at them, but Lila and Minto just let them take it! They could have been making a lot of money selling the stuff to Tate Modern. I reckon that's where the men take it ( Read more... )

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As I feared, I got put into the kennels. Lila came and brought me home a couple of days ago. I was pleased to see her, and glad to get back home. I thought life was back to normal, ( until this morning... )

Oh, no! I just heard Lila say the words "Patch", kennels" and "tomorrow" in the same sentence!

Actually, it's not too bad in the kennels. I know them there, it's where I used to go to school. The staff play with me. They've got a sandpit where they bury toys for me to dig out. I like that game, but I miss Lila and Minto when I'm in the kennels.