I love subbing the middle school. Friday I had an eigth grade class, and some boys were talking about the mardi gras parades they went to. This kid was like, "man, I caught fake titties!" And his friend said, "Dude! The teacher is right there!" The other kid then said, "Pardon me, ma'am. I meant to say, 'man, I caught some fake breasts."

LMAO

Do any of you know how to do a professional resume? Mine is a crappy one that uses a template, and I need someone that knows how to actually do one to do one for me.

Life is going good. I saw the most awesome little duo at a coffee shop saturday night. The girl was a beautiful rocker chick, and she played the electric acoustic, and her friend played an electric cello. Beautiful and amazing music. She played her own songs, but a few covers like coldplay, radiohead, and foo fighters. I also went bowling and I ( Read more... )

Today I substituted for high school. It was freaking hilarious. This guy stuck a maxi pad on his friends back, and he made me promise not to tell the guy until later so we could all get a laugh out of it (the poor kid had no idea). Well, I forgot, and the kid walked out to lunch with it!

How f*cked up is that new show on MTV, "How's your news?" Jesus.

Yesterday I had a bad day of subbing. I had five special ed students in my room (of course, they left for a little while to go to the special class). I don't know what it is, but special needs people set of panic attacks like crazy... Firstly, the administration at this school is mean and rude, and I am overly sensitive. I was upset going to the ( Read more... )

I substituted music today and had the time of my life. I had all different grades. And then when I got home, I had an email from an old college Prof. telling me to submit my writings for a magazine that the college is putting out.

Life is looking up!

I hate that I am 24-years-old and am terrified of life. Like, I will do so well, and then freak out. Lately, I have been freaking out. Thinking of substituting again makes me SO anxious. I'm always like, "What if I'm taking the kids to the cafeteria and I have a panic attack? I can't just leave them!" If I could get over all of this, I might ( Read more... )

I finally got a call to substitute. Yesterday I had a third grade class. Those kids were insane. They would NOT shut up, and one of the kids said, "Oh my God.. after this day of noise, we are all going to need some excedrin." LOL One of the kids gave me these flapping hands that made a clapping noise, so I started flapping them like crazy and ( Read more... )

Yesterday was a wonderful day. My friend was in the mood to go to the coast, and although I have always hated the beach (weird, I know) I decided to go since he was treating me to lunch. I have yet to really use the camera I got for Christmas, so I brought it along. I just played around with it (it's just a canon point and shoot) but I had a ( Read more... )