Title: Three Graces
Author: pen_and_umbra
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Snape/Karkaroff
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: JK Rowling pwns all. For fun only.
Word count: 4,138, complete

Summary: Snape had no particular desire to sleep with Igor Karkaroff. It was just that he had even less desire to sleep alone.

Notes: Many thank-yous to the fabulous furiosity for a speedy beta ( Read more... )

I've been feeling nostalgic about my old fandoms, so...

Title: Ten Punishments, or The Decalogue According to Elim Garak
Author: pen_and_umbra
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Pairing(s): G/B, G/Du, G/m
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence, willy-nilly blasphemy and, erm, implied mpreg except not really.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Viacom/Paraborg pwns j00 all.
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In an effort to, well, to have less Star Wars stuff, I present:


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Title: Subtle Designs
Author: pen_and_umbra
Fandom: Star Wars
Character(s): Thrawn genfic (or Thrawn/Pellaeon preslash, if you squint that way)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine, all George's.
Word count: 7,802, complete

Summary: Captain Pellaeon believed only in himself and the Empire. It took a miracle for him to start trusting legends, too.

Notes: Many thank ( Read more... )

The other day, I re-read Splinter of the Mind's Eye by Alan Dean Foster, the mother of all Lucas-shafted Star Wars Expanded Universe books (the overt Luke/Leia! Darth Vader who totters!). Amused, I figured I'd read the Lucas's original novelisation of A New Hope, too ( Read more... )

Iconspam time!

Star Wars is assorted characters from Thrawn to Obi-Wan, including five icons from the awesome Clone Wars cartoon series.

Harry Potter is mostly icons from the Illustrated Guide to the Capture and Upkeep of Potions Masters (Snape, Snape/Harry), with a couple of Snape-Karkaroff icons and a Hermione thrown in.

LotR is one insanity ( Read more... )

OMFG. OMFG. If you buy just one classical music album this year, make it this one. I haven't liked Vivaldi this much since I was a precocious pretentious 14-year-old.

In other news, it brings me great happiness that Apple is ever innovating:


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Title: In the Imperial Navy
Author: pen_and_umbra
Fandom: Star Wars
Pairing: Vader/Piett
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crackfic! Implied non-con, toys, bondage, whatnot -- after all, this is Vader. In crackfic.
Disclaimer: Not mine, all George's.
Word count: 1,509 words, complete, one-shot.

Summary: Along with the rest of the crew, Admiral Firmus Piett sometimes ( Read more... )

The last of the drabbles, as requested in the Drabble-a-thon post. This time, crossovers, Jeeves & Wooster, Babylon 5, and Stargate SG-1 thingys; all are exactly 100 words, rated PG-13 at most.

Previous rounds were Star Trek, Star Wars, Snape, Sherlock Holmes, and Harry Potter drabbles.

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For mneomosyne: Snape (HP)/Sherlock Holmes, in a dark ( Read more... )