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"See that gray stuff? That's necrotic tissue.
"Okay, you're good to go."
What the hell, dentist. I've got zombie-jaw and it's fine? Well, I guess you're the expert, since you're the one with a degree in Soviet dentistry. "I'm sure toiling for 30 years in a Siberian gulag will sort this right out." -
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FUCK IRON MAN WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I EVER HATED ROBERT DOWNEY JR
JETS AND ROBOTS AND THROWING CARS AROUND AND TANKS AND EXPLOSIONS AND AUUGGHG
FFFFFFUUUUUUUCK
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Got money from the government today. Back in March when I first heard about the economic stimulus dealie I had big plans for this money. Namely, buying a Playstation or an Xbox and GTAIV. Now, not only is all of it going to my teeth, I'm actually a thousand dollars in debt! With three thousand more once I get the implant ( Read more... ) -
Falling apart in the most literal way
For the past two or three weeks one of my front teeth has been slowly dying ( Read more... ) -
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I've been smelling things that aren't there all day. Usually that only happens when I have a cold.
At work: Beer.
At home: Dead flowers.
It's like the worst superpower ever.
I'm just gonna keep eating minty stuff to keep it at bay.
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I don't know why I didn't think of it before.
Of course Jacob Stanley has a Facebook account. Even from the thumbnail, I'd know that face anywhere.
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narcissism
I just spent the last hour writing fan fiction for my own unpublished novel.
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because i am pathetically unemployed, I have the time to fly home on my parents' dime.
I'll be in Miami from March 17-March 24.
