Title: Dog Days of Summer
Author: The Philosopher Fool
Rating: probably R

Pairing: Remus/ Sirius (+ ice cube)
Summary:  Heat Wave. It’s too damn hot. Sirius is seasonally depressed. Remus brings the ice.

Summer was entering the dog days. London was hot and muggy. There seemed to be a haze, a bleak sort of dust that hung stagnant in the ( Read more... )

 
 Title: Cake-Fiend
Author: The Philosopher Fool
Rating: PG-13 (For drug use and excessive discussions about cake.)
Summary: Sirius questions James' marriage motivates. MWPP Post-Hogwarts
Wordcount: ~500

“This is about the cake, isn’t it?” Sirius asked calmly. “You know James; wedding cake is a bloody stupid reason to get married.”

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Title: Samson
Author: The Philosopher Fool
Rating: PG 13
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: An ill-fated haircut during a blackout.

“Kiss me now.” Remus commanded. His mouth tasted like cheap wine and his hands immediately went into what remained of Sirius’ hair. “Your hair was always my undoing.”

It was nearly nine when the lights went out. The ( Read more... )

 
Title: Arranged Marriage
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Word Count: 100 
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Arranged Marriage (Drabble)

They lay together on the sheets, close but not touching. “This really is absurd, you know,” Remus declared, breaking the oppressive silence and stillness. “It’s not the bloody middle ages.”

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Title: Six Months Overdue
Author: The Philosopher Fool
Rating: PG 13- light R
Pairing: R/S
Summary: First kisses. First touches. Overdue Lust

When they finally shared that first kiss, it was six months overdue.  It was a marvel that the whole process was so simple: lips on lips, an obvious anatomical lesson that they both seemed to have missed along ( Read more... )

Title: Love Laws
Author: The Philosopher Fool
Rating: PG 13

I've been missing since summer. My springtime return.....

There were Love Laws.  Laws that clear spelt out the rules of who could be loved and how. Remus knew these rules existed but did not for the life of him know what how they read. No previous lovers kiss at ever passed on that hidden ( Read more... )

Title: The Secret Sits
Author: The Philosopher Fool
Rating: R
Pairings: Lily/James, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius/James
Summary: She would shrug off his questions and smile a smile that was so careless that it would break his heart every time he saw it. “Can’t sleep. Moon’s getting too bright.” That seemed to explain everything, while explaining ( Read more... )

I caught part of the Disney movie "The Road to El Dorado" on television a few days ago. It was one of my favorites growing up. After a quick IMDB search, I was surprised to find Road to El Dorado on a list of movies containing heavy homosexual subtext. I mean, the subtext is basically TEXT but I didn't think a cartoon would qualify for such a list.

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Title: “Old Textbooks and Necessary School Supplies.”
Author: The Philosopher Fool
Rating: R
Summary: In an effort to save one of his most cherished possessions, James bestows his big-box-o-porn to Remus and Sirius. They respond awkwardly. Humor and Fluff.

James Potter was clearly not ready to let go. He seemed reluctant to have the large cardboard ( Read more... )

Title: Sonnets from the Portuguese
Author: The Philosopher Fool
Rating: PG-13/R
Summary: On the noted occasion of Sirius Black's twenty second birthday a surprise party is thrown. Remus gives a gift. Post Hogwarts Era

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The mood at the party was slightly off. To start, the day was a little too moody and grey for a celebration. Perhaps it was even more ( Read more... )